Yearly Archives: 2017

  • Taking One For The Team

    Taking One For The Team

    Nightcap for December 31st, 2017APERTIF: “Trouble shared is trouble halved.” – Dorothy L. Sayers Poor Vodka It’s the experimental guinea pig of all the hard liquors. Like, if vodka were an actual kid in high school, Vodka would be that wildcard kid that all the other ...
  • We’re All Human

    We’re All Human

    Nightcap for December 30th, 2017APERTIF: “Art is anything you can get away with.” – Marshall McLuhan Hey You Guuuuuuuuys! Goonies is probably one of the most iconic, beloved movies in cinematic history. There really isn’t a generation that hasn’t at least seen it ...
  • If It Makes You Happy

    If It Makes You Happy

    Nightcap for January 2nd, 2018APERTIF: “An honest man is always a child.” – Socrates This Took My Breadth Away If the internet had taught us anything, it’s that people get off on some freak’in weird fetishes. I miss the days when people were just happy getting ...
  • Sweet Stuff

    Sweet Stuff

    Nightcap for December 29th, 2017APERTIF: “Men are what their mothers made them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream Museums Not a whole lot of teenagers and kids would voluntarily choose to spend their weekend at an art museum or exhibit. ...
  • Learning Something New

    Learning Something New

    Nightcap for December 28th, 2017APERTIF: “The more we do, the more we can do.” – William Hazlitt The True Christmas Spirit Quick! What’s the best holiday-themed Christmas movie ever made?If you didn’t answer Home Alone, you’re clearly a Semitic Jew that hates ...
  • Under Pressure

    Under Pressure

    Nightcap for December 24th, 2017APERTIF: “We have met the enemy and he is us.” – Walt Kelly Babies Behind Bars Without the caveat of an innocent woman unjustly being placed in prison, my threshold for sympathy for most offenders is pretty low. Do I think women who got caught ...
  • Bad Decisions

    Bad Decisions

    Nightcap for December 23rd, 2017APERTIF: “Only entropy comes easy.” – Anton Chekhov DNA-NO I’ve never really understood why knowing your ancestry/heritage is soooo important to people. Like, in what way does it affect your day-to-day life other than you get to walk into ...
  • Christmas Cheer

    Christmas Cheer

    Nightcap for December 25th, 2017APERTIF: “We boil at different degrees.” – Clint Eastwood Christmas Cookie Chaos Christmas time is here! Everywhere you turn there’s strands of sparkly glittery lights, decorated wreaths hanging on doors, people everywhere wearing red ...
  • Getting A Little Sketchy

    Getting A Little Sketchy

    Nightcap for December 22nd, 2017APERTIF: “The crowd makes the ballgame.” – Ty Cobb You Can’t Spell Harassment Without Men and Ass It’s hard turning on the news these days because 80% of the time it’s just about another celebrity or person of importance being ...
  • Dangerous Situations

    Dangerous Situations

    Nightcap for December 21st, 2017APERTIF: “One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.” – Euripides So high, So Low High school is like a bunch of rubric cubes spread through a tripwire mine 10 feet above ground with axes that routinely come at you to throw you off ...