Monthly Archives: November 2017

  • Selling It

    Selling It

    Nightcap for December 1st, 2017APERTIF: “Peace is its own reward.” – Mahatma Gandhi Ask Your Doctor About Weed Fun fact: Pharmaceutical companies advertising on television is almost exclusively an American thing.Most countries aren’t used to their nightly news being ...
  • Be Considerate

    Be Considerate

    Nightcap for November 30th, 2017APERTIF: “Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson Party Fouls Weddings are expensive. The only thing more expensive than a wedding is a divorce, so if you are invited to one (a wedding party, that is — don’t go to a ...
  • Staying Positive

    Staying Positive

    Nightcap for November 29th, 2017APERTIF: “Happiness can exist only in acceptance.” – George Orwell First Comes Marriage I probably write on this topic a bit too much, but if you can’t handle repetition, you probably can’t handle marriage.I recognize that when I ...
  • My Way Or The Highway

    My Way Or The Highway

    Nightcap for November 28th, 2017APERTIF: “The good and the wise lead quiet lives.” – Euripides Battle of the Genes Yes, I realize this is one of the most cliche things to say, but I’m gonna say it anyway.Being a parent is the hardest job in the world.Well, okay maybe ...
  • Doing It Oldschool

    Doing It Oldschool

    Nightcap for November 27th, 2017APERTIF: “First appearance deceives many.” – Ovid Bad Grandpa Sometimes we have trouble seeing our grandparents as real people, especially when we’re younger. You just assume as soon as a person turns 65, all that’s left to do is ...
  • On To The Next Holiday

    On To The Next Holiday

    Nightcap for November 24th, 2017APERTIF: “Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.” – Soren Kierkegaard Christmas Classics My sister gets a lady boner as soon as November 1st comes around.Why?Because she thinks it’s her cue to bring in the Christmas tree, stockings, wreaths, ...
  • A Day To Give Thanks

    A Day To Give Thanks

    Nightcap for November 23rd, 2017APERTIF: “The time is always right to do what is right.” – Martin Luther King, Jr. Thanksgiving with Family ‘Tis the season to enjoy good food, family, and good friends. It can be a lot of fun hanging out together, sharing old family ...
  • Learning Life’s Lessons

    Learning Life’s Lessons

    Nightcap for November 22nd, 2017APERTIF: “We are rarely proud when we are alone.” – Voltaire How to Handle Your Shit Like A Boss Seinfeld is arguably one of the greatest shows of all time.No, it’s not full of incredibly attractive people nor is it full of pee-your-pants ...
  • Jump Off The Bandwagon

    Jump Off The Bandwagon

    Nightcap for November 21th, 2017APERTIF: “Storms make trees take deeper roots.” – Dolly Parton How Starbucks Stole Christmas Anyone else miss the days when the only thing we had to argue about was what Starbucks put on their cup around Christmas time?I look back on those days ...
  • Entertaining Yourself

    Entertaining Yourself

    Nightcap for November 20th, 2017APERTIF: “The harder I work, the luckier I get.” – Samuel Goldwyn This Is Your Brain On TV Binge watching television has become a thing in more recent years as more and more people have succumbed to smart TVs and Netflix.Remember the days when ...