Monthly Archives: March 2018

  • Fitness App Breaches National Security

    Fitness App Breaches National Security

    Nightcap for March 16th, 2018APERTIF: “Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one.” – Stella Adler Liquor Right, Liquor Good Liquor stores are to adults what Disney World is to children.They’re shiny, busy, and full of hope and promise. ...
  • What’s Influencing You

    What’s Influencing You

    Nightcap for March 15th, 2018APERTIF: “The greatest pleasure of life is love.” – Euripides “The Dude” Has a Message The other morning I was watching my two-year-old son complete a puzzle. It was one of those puzzles that require you to match the letters of the ...
  • Diamond Cappuccinos and March Madness

    Diamond Cappuccinos and March Madness

    Nightcap for March 14th, 2018APERTIF: “The flower is the poetry of reproduction. It is an example of the eternal seductiveness of life.” – Jean Giraudoux All That Glitters We’ve all heard the sentiment before: All that glitters is not gold.Sometimes it’s diamonds. ...
  • Coca Cola’s New Alcoholic Drink

    Coca Cola’s New Alcoholic Drink

    Nightcap for March 13th, 2018APERTIF: “It is easier to believe than to doubt.” – Gene Fowler Pain Control When a friend complains about a headache, back pain or their vagina hurting my advice is always to get a cup of tea, a warm blanket, then go to the medicine cabinet grab ...
  • Don’t Blow It

    Don’t Blow It

    Nightcap for March 12th, 2018APERTIF: “The crowd makes the ballgame.” – Ty Cobb Musically Uninclined Political correctness and our impulsive need to attack anyone who doesn’t adhere to our self-institutionalized ideology of how people should feel, look, and act has ...
  • Just Keep Laughing

    Just Keep Laughing

    Nightcap for March 9th, 2018APERTIF: “Rebellion without truth is like spring in a bleak, arid desert.” -Khalil Gibran Dad Jokes Everyone loves a good dad joke. Even the cheesiest one-liners usually warrant a hardy laugh. I mean, come on… who doesn’t love an unexpected ...
  • Learn to Travel and Argue Better

    Learn to Travel and Argue Better

    Nightcap for March 8th, 2018 APERTIF: “Jump, and you will find out how to unfold your wings as you fall.” -Ray Bradbury You Can’t Fix Dumb One of the dumbest arguments I ever got in was with my college boyfriend. It was probably the proverbial straw that broke the ...
  • Read Between The Lines

    Read Between The Lines

    Nightcap for March 7th, 2018APERTIF: “Character develops itself in the stream of life.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Gump Trivia Forrest Gump is one of the most beloved movies of all time and why wouldn’t it be? It has humor, love, suspense, drama, quirkiness and a damn ...
  • Reality Sucks

    Reality Sucks

    Nightcap for March 6th, 2018APERTIF: “It is easier to prevent bad habits than to break them.” – Benjamin Franklin This Is Your Brain On Alcohol I remember when my parents gave me the “birds and the bees” talk. I already had a gist of how the whole baby-making ...
  • Center Of The Universe

    Center Of The Universe

    Nightcap for March 5th, 2018APERTIF: “Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” – Joseph Addison You’re So Vain One of the most ironic songs ever written had absolutely nothing to do with Alanis Morrisette. It was actually written and sung by a woman named Carly ...