Facebook Dating and Weed In Iowa

Facebook Dating and Weed In Iowa

The Nightcap

Nightcap for May 8th, 2018


“Modesty is the conscience of the body.” – Honore de Balzac

Legalize It

When you think about Utah, you probably picture beautiful landscape like Zion National Park and Moab. You probably picture some of the best skiing conditions in the country and the Sundance Film Festival. And you probably picture Mormons and their strict drinking laws. Or, maybe you don’t picture anything cuz it’s freak’in UTAH.

What you probably DON’T picture is the House of Representatives signing a bill to allow terminally ill patients to receive marijuana treatment. In today’s progressive landscape, most people don’t bat an eye over medical or recreational marijuana. But in the incredibly conservative state of Utah, suggesting the use of an illegal drug is blasphemous.

Right now, petitions are circulating the great state to stop these bills from passing. The way the naysayers are talking about it, you’d think Utah was trying to legalize crack and child prostitution.

To make light of this ridiculous pushback, here’s an old clip from The Office, showing just how irrational people get when it comes to the sticky green.

Someone “Poked” You

You would think Mark Zuckerberg would try to stay out of the limelight for awhile considering all the bad press Facebook has received in recent months.

But nope! Yesterday, Zuckerberg announced that Facebook would be introducing their very own dating app (presumably because all of the arguing people do over Facebook reminded him of long-term relationships).

It’s not all that surprising. You can pretty much do anything and everything on Facebook. While you’re posting an unsubstantiated political meme, why not look for booty while you’re at it?

While the dating app is in the preliminary stages of development, here is why signing up for it is a terrible idea.

A Kanye Place – SNL

We all know Kanye is crazy… yet it is still hard not to freak out over every new crazy quote by the self proclaimed genius. SNL explains this conundrum perfectly in this clip

Would you be able to stay quiet?