Monthly Archives: June 2018

  • Tales of Drunk White Girls and Undercover Cops

    Tales of Drunk White Girls and Undercover Cops

    Nightcap for June 29th, 2018 APERTIF: “People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” – Joan Rivers Basic Girls Gone Wild As a white female, I can confidently verify that we are THE WORST group of ...
  • Back to Basics With Fashion and Music

    Back to Basics With Fashion and Music

    Nightcap for 2018-6-28 APERTIF: “Without music, life would be a mistake” ― Friedrich Nietzsche. Want to Write a Hit Song? At some point, most young boys dream of learning to play an instrument. Usually, it’s because they appreciate a band or style of music so much that they ...
  • High-Flying Summer Adventures and LEGO Cars

    High-Flying Summer Adventures and LEGO Cars

    Nightcap for 2018-6-27 APERTIF: “It’s funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you watch them on a screen.” – Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange Aerial View I don’t know how your family spends their vacation, but more than likely ...
  • Music Legends and Odd Traditions

    Music Legends and Odd Traditions

    Nightcap for 2018-6-26 APERTIF: Some people come up to me and say “You know, in Italy, it’s pronounced Ber-beel-lia” And I say “Well, here in America, you’re annoying…” -Mike Birbiglia Land Of The Free, Home Of The Brazen America is undoubtedly a pretty ...
  • Fake It ‘Til You Make It

    Fake It ‘Til You Make It

    Nightcap for June 25th, 2018 APERTIF: “When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.” – Tina Fey Dad For A Day You can find pretty much anything you want on Craig’s List. From roommates to jobs to ...
  • Strange Bars and “Dirty” Girls

    Strange Bars and “Dirty” Girls

    Nightcap for 2018-6-22 APERTIF: The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. Jim Hightower Shiny, New Things If you’re a food enthusiast or just love trying out new bars and restaurants, then you’re probably aware that ...
  • Coping With Poor Health and a Lack of Sports

    Coping With Poor Health and a Lack of Sports

    Nightcap for 6-21-2018 APERTIF: “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” – Winston Churchill Alcohol: Cure For The Common Cold? I’m sure most of us had that one parent or crazy coworker that swore drinking a hot toddy or a ...
  • Paying The Price

    Paying The Price

    Nightcap for June 20th, 2018APERTIF: “I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.” – Mitch HedbergVenmo or Die Do you remember back in the day when you owed someone money? You would have to hunt down an ATM, spend an extra ...
  • Habits and Vices

    Habits and Vices

    Nightcap for June 19th, 2018APERTIF: “I’m against picketing but I don’t know how to show it.” – Mitch HedbergOld Habits Die Hard Humans are a habitual species. We typically go to the same grocery stores, sit in the same seats in college lectures, use the same ...
  • Show Some Compassion

    Show Some Compassion

    Nightcap for June 18th, 2018APERTIF: “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.” – Mitch HedbergIt Takes A Village Our articles at Nightcap usually try to be fairly lighthearted and fun, but every once in awhile we have to get kinda deep because, when you have a ...