“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.” – Mitch Hedberg
Venmo or Die
Do you remember back in the day when you owed someone money? You would have to hunt down an ATM, spend an extra $3 just to take out $10, and give it to said person. Of course, there were those lucky few who just had cash on them, but they were an anomaly. Seriously, who carries around cash?!
So when Venmo came out, it was the holy grail of awesomeness. You could receive money or request money with a push of a button and have it put directly into your account within a matter of seconds. In fact, it boggles me to this day when people refuse to use any of the money-sharing apps available today.
In this Reddit post, users describe the most ridiculous things people have venomed them for and the results won’t disappoint.
It’s a shockingly look into the arbitrary nature of the human soul.
So Rachel Dolezal—the white woman who claimed to be a black woman and who later became president of the NAACP in Spokane, Washington—is now claiming to be something else she isn’t… poor.
This woman is truly in search of an identity. She was recently charged with welfare fraud in Washington State after it was discovered that she was receiving over $8,000 from public assistance…money she didn’t actually need. What, oh WHAT, will she claim next? Will she claim to be a one-legged, blind, deaf or mute?
Being happy with who you are just isn’t something this woman can do, apparently. She has published a memoir called “In Full Color: Finding My Place in a Black and White World,” Dolezal also made a sweet profit off of her line of artwork, soaps, and handmade dolls—none of which were ever reported in her taxes.
This woman can teach you a thing or two about the art of hustling and lying. Don’t believe me? Read more about it here
Stairway To Heaven
There are a lot of reasons tourists flock to the Netherlands each year. Aside from being very clean and beautiful, the people appear to be relatively peaceful and laid back compared to the rest of the world. If you didn’t have enough excuses to see the beautiful country, this gigantic staircase on the side of a mountain may be the motivation you’ve been looking for.