Monthly Archives: July 2018

  • Love and Video Games

    Love and Video Games

    Nightcap for July 31st, 2018APERTIF: “When turkeys mate they think of swans.” – Johnny Carson The Future of Sports Just when you think our society couldn’t possibly get any more stagnant or self-isolating, something new comes out that pushes us one step closer to the ...
  • Wading Into Uncharted Waters

    Wading Into Uncharted Waters

    Nightcap for July 30th, 2018APERTIF: “The kids didn’t call me Amy Schumer; they called me Amy Jewmer. One summer, I’ll never forget this, all the kids took turns throwing handfuls of pennies at me. I know, I was like, ‘Excuse me — this is awesome!'” – ...
  • Doing It The Hard Way

    Doing It The Hard Way

    Nightcap for July 27th, 2018APERTIF: “I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea — he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I just thought it was, like, his thang, you know? I was like, ‘He’s probably in a band.'”- Amy SchumerLosing weight has never ...
  • Don’t Be A Bully

    Don’t Be A Bully

    Nightcap for July 26th, 2018APERTIF: “Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.” – Mae West Oops! I Didn’t Know I Couldn’t Say That There’s an entire list of words that we can’t say anymore given that they are offensive to others.In ...
  • Humans Of The 21st Century

    Humans Of The 21st Century

    Nightcap for July 25th, 2018APERTIF: “A smart girl leaves before she is left.” – Marilyn Monroe A Guide To Living On Mars People are super enthralled with outer space. Whether it’s because franchises like Star Wars and Star Trek romanticized its existence or we’re ...
  • Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

    Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

    Nightcap for July 24th, 2018APERTIF: “Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.” – Mary Wilson Little Not-So-Reality Television Reality shows are to cable television what the news media is to Donald Trump: fake.The first popular reality show was aired in 1992. It ...
  • Living (or Dying) Right

    Living (or Dying) Right

    Nightcap for July 23rd, 2018APERTIF: “The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily TomlinWeekend At Burbank’s I freaking HATE open-casket funerals.I simply can’t wrap my mind around why anyone would want to see another ...
  • We’re Just Ordinary People

    We’re Just Ordinary People

    Nightcap for July 20th, 2018APERTIF: “Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.” – Joan Rivers Half Of My Heart Is In Cleveland Whether you support #bluelivesmatter or think cops are just control freaks with an ax to grind, you ...
  • Paul Ryan’s Woodchuck Encounter

    Paul Ryan’s Woodchuck Encounter

    Nightcap for 2018-7-19 APERTIF: “I always knew I was a star And now, the rest of the world seems to agree with me.” – Freddie Mercury The End of Straws Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock or you just-so-happen to be one of those people who prefers chugging their ...
  • This Is America

    This Is America

    Nightcap for July 18th, 2018APERTIF: “The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?'” – Robin Williams America Tolerates Disrespect Unlike ...