Living (or Dying) Right

Living (or Dying) Right

The Nightcap

Nightcap for July 23rd, 2018


“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin

Weekend At Burbank’s

I freaking HATE open-casket funerals.

I simply can’t wrap my mind around why anyone would want to see another person’s dead body, especially when you know it’s been embalmed and dressed-up to look life-like. It’s just creepy to me. I get that some people need closure, but is staring at a deceased body REALLY the best way to get it?

That being said, if you are baller enough to put your own twist on the “open casket policy” like this New Orlean’s native did, I may give you a free pass.

This funeral makes “Weekend At Bernie’s” look like some amateur shit.

Vacation Faux Pas

Vacationing is fun but did you know most of us are doing it wrong?

You’re probably wondering, “How the hell do you “vacation” wrong?”

Well, to be frank, humans are notorious for ruining everything. We’re also really good at being boringly predictable. That combination means we’re more than likely spending our free time doing stupid shit.

For example, when Americans go to Mexico, they don’t actually go to Mexico – they go to the Americanized version of Mexico like Cabo or Cancun. Like, if you’re going to spend your money going to a different county, maybe get to know the real culture of that country?

Or did you know that the base of Mount Everest pretty much looks like a landfill due to all the trash abandoned there by our self-entitled asses? Go ahead. Google it. It’s heart-breaking.

Don’t get me wrong; I think traveling is one of the most rewarding things you can do. But before you plan your next, big trip, maybe consider these five things.

Boarding Order – Key & Peele

While waiting to board his plane, a man discovers that he’s not as much of a VIP as he thinks he is…

Watch the clip here