“The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.” – Jackie Kennedy
Jobs Against Humanity
Who likes games?
Who likes inappropriate games often fueled by alcohol?
Well, if you don’t fall into that category, you might as well close out of this article because it’s simply not for you. This article is strictly for people who aren’t politically correct, are sarcastic as hell, and would like to get paid for doing such.
No, the job isn’t being a stand-up comedian.
This job requires much less social interaction, eye-contact and snorting cocaine (although those are certainly options).
Cards Against Humanity is hiring for content writers and we’re pretty sure it doesn’t require a Master’s Degree or even the ability to spell “master’s degree.” To learn more about this awesome job opportunity, click here.
Writering for kids’ television shows or movies must be difficult. Obviously, you have to create clever content that keeps the attention of kids and has a moral lesson at the end.
That might not necessarily be so difficult if it was just children watching this stuff. However, considering adults end up buying the series or taking their little ones to the movies, you have to keep the adults somewhat entertained as well.
And the more you watch TV shows for kids, the more you realize how dirty they can actually be. It’s sort of a win-win for all ages.
Here are 14 jokes from 90’s tv shows you probably didn’t fully grasp til later in life.
Eye Of The Tiger
There is a wine derived from tiger bones and if that alone isn’t enough of a deterrent, here is another reason you shouldn’t buy it.