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The Nightcap

Nightcap for September 14th, 2018

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“Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.” Confucius



Love Thy Neighbor

Having to co-exist with other humans is not an easy feat. We all have our own hurdles to deal with, so piloting the wire-traps of other people’s personalities can be a goddamn nightmare.

The good news is that most of us have the luxury of being able to claim sanctuary in our own home… closing ourselves off from the chaos and unpredictability of human interaction.

That is unless you have crazy neighbors.

In the Bible, it says to “love thy neighbor.” However, you kind of have to wonder if Jesus ever dealt with awful tenants or a bad roommate.

Here, people share stories of neighbors who pretty much ruined their lives. Some are funny, some are sad, and others will make you want to move to a deserted island.



F@cking Friendship

There’s not a whole lot to look forward to as you age. When we’re kids, we can’t wait to become adults because – from a child’s standpoint – grown-ups get to do whatever they want and get to have all the fun in the process. Which we all know now is highly laughable.

Save for being able to drink alcohol, being an adult kind of sucks. There’s this whole spectrum of responsibilities you have to maintain and there’s nothing thrilling about making sure your rent is paid or that you’re getting all of your nutrients.

This is why we should be able to swear to our heart’s content. It’s one of the only things kids can’t have that we can.

And, it turns out that aside from just being cathartic and fun, the flippancy at which people insert curse words into their daily conversations may directly reflect what kind of a friend they make.

According to this article, people who cuss are actually the best people to have around.

So make sure to spend more time with Potty-mouth Pat. He’s got your back!


Hell Yes, Space Force

America’s favorite astrophysicist returns to The Late Show with a surprising argument for why Trump’s call for a Space Force may be a good thing.

Watch the clip here



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Written by Mcclain Warren


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