Monthly Archives: October 2018

  • Sex, Love and Lies

    Sex, Love and Lies

    Nightcap for October 31st, 2018APERTIF: “Mysteries are not necessarily miracles.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe They Lied To Us All Those raised on the good word of the Bible are quick to jump down the throat of anyone who contradicts what is written in the holy book. They ...
  • Trials and Tribulation of Modern Living

    Trials and Tribulation of Modern Living

    Nightcap for October 30th, 2018APERTIF: “Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.” – ConfuciusSuspected Bomber’s Stripping Career The Florida man arrested Friday on suspicion of mailing a dozen bombs to leftist leaders used to work as a stripper, according to ...
  • Brace Yourself…

    Brace Yourself…

    Nightcap for October 29th, 2018APERTIF: “It’s sometimes shocking to find out what people really believe in.” Tracey Ullman Make Canada Great Again Breaking News: Canada just became the first country in the world to legalize marijuana and health experts are preparing for the ...
  • Fact Or Fiction

    Fact Or Fiction

    Nightcap for October 26th, 2018APERITIF: “Truth is everybody is going to hurt you: you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.” – Bob Marley The Novelty of “Pop-Up” Culture American culture promotes originality, competition, and “one-upping” one ...
  • The Truth Will Set You Free

    The Truth Will Set You Free

    Nightcap for October 25th, 2018APERITIF: “All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” – Spike Milligan Tweeting The Truth If we were to use Hollywood movies as guidelines for what romance and love look like, we would all be broke from buying roses ...
  • Battle Of The Generations

    Battle Of The Generations

    Nightcap for October 24th, 2018APERITIF: “Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let’s hope so.” – P. J. O’Rourke Toddlers Are A**Holes I call my three-year-old an a-hole at least 5x a day. Not to his face, of ...
  • Death, Dismemberment, and Canned Collusion

    Death, Dismemberment, and Canned Collusion

    Nightcap for October 23rd, 2018APERITIF: “Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.” – Mark TwainMonkey Murder: Man killed with Hailstorm of Bricks I’m not really a hugeee fans of monkeys. Their ...
  • Love Thy Self

    Love Thy Self

    Nightcap for October 22nd, 2018APERITIF: “The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” – Mark Twain Things You Should Never Be Self-Conscious About They say you are your own worst enemy and that’s very likely true. Us humans can be incredibly self-critical and ...
  • End Of An Era

    End Of An Era

    Nightcap for October 19th, 2018APERITIF: “You can be sincere and still be stupid” – Charles Kettering Climate Change: A Sobering Experience If you recently moved to a place like Florida and haven’t experienced a hurricane before, the idea of being stuck in one probably ...
  • Things Are Not As They Appear

    Things Are Not As They Appear

    Nightcap for October 18th, 2018APERITIF: “Nothing will work unless you do.” – Maya Angelou How To Get Out Of A Bad Date As someone who has been single over the last year and thrown back into the dating pool like a goddamn pork chop being tossed into a cheetah den, there are a ...