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The Nightcap

Nightcap for October 30th, 2018

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“Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.” – Confucius


Suspected Bomber’s Stripping Career

The Florida man arrested Friday on suspicion of mailing a dozen bombs to leftist leaders used to work as a stripper, according to his former boss.

In an interview with Sayoc’s former boss, Tony Valentine, he said that the so-called “MAGABomber” used to strip for a living in the 1990s.

“He really couldn’t find his niche in life, and I guess he found it now. Back in the ’90s, he was running around from Minnesota to the Carolinas to Florida. He was like a gypsy.”

Sayoc’s former boss said that he is unsure about Cesar Sayoc’s sexual orientation but that his employee used to strip for men.

“He would show up and do an individual act and leave. He was dancing for a guy out in Oklahoma too. He’s like 900 years old now. I wouldn’t hire a 50- or 60-year-old stripper,” he explained in an interview with the Washington Examiner.



Privacy Violation is a Bulk Deal

We’re raised to believe everyone’s DNA sequence is super special. But for those who wish to maintain their genetic privacy, it may not be unique enough to actually do it…

A new study concludes that more than half of Americans could incredibly be identified if all we had to start with was a sample of their DNA and a few basic easily acquired factual tidbits, such as the region where they live and about how old they might be.

Now before you panic, it’s an incredibly complicated, and prohibitively expensive process… for now. But the fact that it has become a possibility will have massive ramifications for the possibilities and limitations of genetic privacy, experts said.


Cuddle with Cows, Cure your Mental Health… for $300

For the incredible bargain of only 3 Benjamins, you can participate in the latest wellness trend becoming popular. As you might imagine there’s dubious evidence of well… it being worth $300 to sit with a cow for a bit… but hey you decide.



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