Sex, Love and Lies

Sex, Love and Lies

The Nightcap

Nightcap for October 31st, 2018


“Mysteries are not necessarily miracles.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

They Lied To Us All

Those raised on the good word of the Bible are quick to jump down the throat of anyone who contradicts what is written in the holy book. They believe that the people who wrote the book were ordained by God and that anything that promotes the good book is also ordained.

This Is one of the main reasons why people walk away so freaked out when mischief occurs in the church. They forget that people are people, ordained or not. They also forget that theology is a billion dollar industry. This even includes museums dedicated to sharing scrolls from the original Bible.

Who wouldn’t want to see the original scrolls touched by Jesus himself? Well, unfortunately, this won’t happen given the fact that one famous Bible museum recently admitted that some of their scrolls are faker than the breast of most celebrities.

See for yourself how this happened here

Money, Monkeys, and Misdemeanors

They say knowledge is power, and while that may be true, you know what’s even MORE powerful? Money. Especially in large quantities.

Money is so powerful that there is a direct correlation between how much you have and how often you can get the OTHER most powerful thing in the world: Sex. This is particularly true if you are a man. Whether directly or indirectly, men have been using currency in exchange for sex since the beginning of time. Prostitution is even mentioned in the Holy Bible, if that tells you anything about its commonality.

And while the exchange of sex and money appear to be strictly a human interaction, it turns out even animals can be taught prostitution.

That’s right.

According to this article, Yale researchers were able to teach capuchin monkeys how to use actual money to get laid, proving once again that sex is the most primitive drive in every specie on earth.

Pistol Annies – Got My Name Changed Back

What do you do when you’re a county superstar who just got divorced from another county superstar? Well according to Miranda Lambert you write a playful song about it.

Watch the music video here