Well That’s Just Sad

The Nightcap

Nightcap for December 30th, 2018


“The good times of today, are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.” – Bob Marley

A Sad Day For Lady Bits

If you ever watched Sex and the City religiously, you may have recalled a scene in which Charlotte’s gynecologist deemed her va-jay-jay “clinically depressed.”

Because nothing else in that show was based in reality or anything remotely believable (like… I dunno… a newspaper column writer living in a huge studio apartment in downtown New York with a closet full of Louis Vuitton stilettos), it was easy to dismiss the depressed vagina diagnosis as “ridiculous.”

But apparently your lady parts CAN actually become depressed and no amount of ice cream or rewatching the Notebook is going to make it feel better.

Apparently, the only way to de-depresses your vagina is via orgasm and I’m surprisingly totally ok with this prescription (as I’m sure most women are).

Here’s why your favorite lady part can become depressed and why orgasms actually help maintain the health integrity “down there.”

Donald Trump Bought Lincoln Center

A condo on the Upper West Side of NYC recently won a court case which allowed them to remove Donald Trump’s name from their building. This inspired Jimmy Kimmel to have fun with another landmark on the Upper West Side.

Jimmy wanted to see what would happen if we told people there was a place where Trump’s name was going up. So, the team set up shop outside of Lincoln Center and told people passing by that it is going to be re-named ‘Trump Center’ because he bought it. And they bought it too.

Watch #KimmelinBrooklyn

A Movie For Women (By Men)

Hey Ladies, here’s a trailer for a film that’s finally just for you. Because it’s made by some Hollywood types who know a thing or two about women.