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The Nightcap

Nightcap for January 5th, 2019

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“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” – Will Rogers



That’s So Punny

As with music, home decor, and sexual positions – everyone has a preference and that preference isn’t necessarily wrong or bad. It’s just different. (Unless that preference involves 69. Then it’s both).

Humor is very much one of those “preferable” things. Some people enjoy dark, twisted humor (like yours truly), while some prefer more family-friendly, clean jokes that don’t make waves.

One of the best types of jokes is a pun. They are hard to write and largely underappreciated. If you are one of those people that appreciates a good pun as much as, say, a dad joke, you’ll love this.



Chili pepper on a tampon prank gone wrong

We’ve all been there! Someone plays a practical joke on you, everyone laughs, and together you have all created a funny moment that you will talk about for the years to come!

This sounds great, but what happens when the joke is not only NOT funny, but it causes a lot of physical pain? In this video, a guy thought it would be funny to put chili pepper on his girlfriend’s tampon.

You see him laughing hysterically as he dowses the tampon in hot pepper and then places it on the counter where his girlfriend will pick it up and then place it inside her vagina!

Oh, the screams of intense pain you’ll hear!

The biggest problem is how this grown ass man couldn’t understand that there are limits to pranks. The moment someone decides that it will be funny to see another person in pain, well…that’s when we can assume that there has to be something more to this than just an attempt to laugh.

How would he feel if someone shoved that same tampon up his butt? Would he find that hilarious? Would he laugh until he cried, or would he just cry?

Unfortunately, we’ll never know. We can only hope that the girl dumped this loser for being an insensitive ass who can’t understand the physical harm he had done for the sake of a good laugh. See for yourself how this ‘joke’ turned out…if you dare.


Ellen’s Writers Talk to Walmart Shoppers

Ellen sent her writers Lauren and Bente to Walmart, and had them talk to shoppers using only song lyrics from hits like “thank u, next” by Ariana Grande and “New Rules” by Dua Lipa. Little did they know their visit could’ve ended up with someone getting very hurt.

Watch here