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The Nightcap

Nightcap for February 7th, 2019

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I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. Groucho Marx



Summarizing Sex In Six Words

Did you ever have to read or write haikus in English Class?

If the answer is no, consider yourself lucky. If the answer is, “wtf is a haiku?” consider yourself EXCEPTIONALLY lucky.

A haiku is a very short form of poetry, stemming from Japanese culture. Essentially, it’s like reading a fortune cookie but with more depth.

As a writer myself, I can appreciate a wide variety of styles and formatting, but I just can’t get on board with this particular “poetic expression.” By and large, when I’m reading haikus, I usually just feel like I’m reading a Dr. Sues poem.

All that being said, Vice asked women to describe the worst sex they ever had, and the responses have me reconsidering my opinion on the whole haiku thing.



Semen Has Women Gleamin’

A recent study out of The University of Albany is the kind of stuff men have dreams about — or, to be more vulgarly accurate, have wet dreams about.

A team of researchers studied the effects that male sperm has on the mental and emotional well-being of females and it turns out… apparently, women just loooooooove the stuff.

The study concluded that women who were exposed to male sperm were significantly more happy than their “sans sperm” peers.

There’s actually an abundance of science-y sounding information to legitimize why exposure to sperm makes females less depressed, but my guess is that none of that data matters – men will be more than happy to share this article with their female counterparts on the title alone.

Learn more here


Becky Lynch Slaps Triple H: SmackDown LIVE

When The Game questions whether Becky Lynch is afraid of Ronda Rousey, The Man slaps him in the face.

Watch it all go down here