In The Dog House

The Nightcap

Nightcap for 02/23/2019

APERITIF:

“Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme.”
-Francis Beaumont


Doggy-Style

You hear about it all the time – some idiots decided to leave their dog or child in the car on a sweltering hot summer day because it was too inconvenient to bring little Cujo with them.

With that being said, a dilemma occurs when you HAVE to bring your furry friend along for the ride (for X, Y, and Z reasons) but you also can’t bring them with you into a pharmacy, UPS, or grocery store. Then what?

Well, first you need to buy a Tesla, so hopefully, you have at least $60 grand laying around. Then you push the “dog mode” feature they are now equipping Teslas with to regulate climate conditions within the car, keeping Cujo cool and happy.

The only hurdle left is making sure a stranger walking by with a baseball bat or 9-iron knows Cujo is perfectly safe and content.
To learn more about the “dog mode” feature, click here.



Mistaken Identities

How many times have you been 100% confident you saw someone just to realize you were mistaken?

No shame, it happens to the best of us…

This is especially common with the rich and famous. Celebrities have numerous tales of being mistaken for a different celebrity.

And yes, even celebrities mistake each other for different stars as shown in this skit for The Tonight Show.

Jimmy runs into Liam Hemsworth waiting for an elevator backstage at The Tonight Show, and they keep awkwardly confusing each other for look-alike celebrities, like The Avengers’ Chris Hemsworth and The Big Bang Theory’s Jim Parsons.

Watch it here


Dissing Your Dog SNL Skit

Dog expert Dale Sturtevant (Will Ferrell) advertises his new puppy training program, “Dissing Your Dog,” which uses mockery and verbal humiliation to effectively correct puppy behavior.

Watch here