“It’s the little details that are vital. Little things make big things happen.”
The Dude vs. The Don
Donald Trump has been heavily scrutinized for his limited vocabulary and a rudimentary understanding of basic, grammatical structures. He’s even gone so far as to straight-up invent words – the most popular being “cofeve” which probably made literary experts everywhere want to stab their ears drums out.
Not me. I was trying to figure out how to interject this awesome, new, incompressible word into my everyday vernacular. It’s particularly fun to order a cofeve at Starbucks.
If you can make up words on the spot while the entire Nation is watching, you either are the most unaware person alive, or you just don’t give a damn. My guess is, with Donald, it’s a combination of both.
You know who also exhibits that sort of ballsy, blasé attitude? The Dude. Yes, Jeff Bridges’ iconic character in The Big Lebowski is sort of like how you would expect Donald Trump to live if he had better hair, less money, and was comfortable rocking bathrobes.
On that note, here are 10 “Dude-isms” that are totally made up phrases that you should definitely start including into your everyday interactions.
Recently our biggest dream… or nightmare finally became a reality.
Yes, I’m talking about the Jonas Brother reunion.
If you aren’t a millennial, I will assume you either don’t care or are annoyed by the Jo Bros… somethings these brothers are trying to change.
James Corden picks up the recently reunited Jonas Brothers for a commute through Los Angeles singing some tunes and talking about the band getting back together. And James has Nick, Kevin and Joe subjected to a lie detector test to get everything on the table.
Watch it all here
R. Kelly Interview Cold Open – SNL
Gayle King (Leslie Jones) interviews R. Kelly (Kenan Thompson) about the allegations leveled against him.
Watch the hilarious skit here