Creating The Perfect Family

The Nightcap

Nightcap for 03/25/2019

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“To love for the sake of being loved is human, but to love for the sake of loving is angelic.” – Alphonse de Lamartine



Finally! A Solution For Your Loud Kids

We all know someone who has small children who are loud and overly energetic, right? If not, then it must be you who has the obnoxious kids that everyone wishes would get a nice pop on the rump. There are a number of parents who really wish they could find a way to silence their rowdy children, especially if it means they will get a moment of peace somewhere inside of their day.

Well, here it is!

This video shares a hilarious solution to the problem of rowdy ass children who just can’t seem to sit still. Parents will love this product because it will almost instantly put their kids to sleep without any side effects.

Every parent of an overly excited kid secretly wishes that they could throw their kids into a room and walk away. Of course, this is not reality, but it makes for a great fantasy for some parents. The fantasy is so powerful that it led a production team to create a fake product that could work the miracle of silencing any child. All you have to do is place the liquid on a towel and then use that towel to cover your child’s mouth until they pass out. That’s all.

If you are a parent of children who just can’t seem to sit still, then you might want to carve out a bit of time to dream big while watching this video. Even if you don’t have children of your own, you’ll laugh at just how great the parents feel when a solution comes along to help them shut their kid’s up for a moment. Peace can be a beautiful thing. See for yourself what some parents will do to get a slice of it.



Humorous Releationship Goals

When it comes to the perfect relationship, how do you view it? Do you visualize a partner that laughs at all your jokes, smiles on a daily basis no matter what, and attends to your every need?

If so, you are in for a rude awakening, and it just might explain why you are still single. Relationships involve two people who have their own mind, ideas, vision, experiences, and desires. This being the case, it isn’t always easy to find someone that can match all of your requirements–and still remain a unique individual with qualities that can balance your own.

In the following video, you will have an opportunity to see what a healthy relationship should look like, with a touch of humor. It’s a collage of scenarios that every couple must face when together, and it shows just how funny certain situations can be when we don’t take them so damn seriously.

Maybe that’s it. Maybe we expect others to become someone that we aren’t, and then get upset when they fail to reach levels we struggle to achieve ourselves. It isn’t always fair in the game of love and relationships, but who said it would be?

When a woman wants to warm her feet and she places them on her partner’s warm stomach–this is reality. When your lover stands in the bathroom brushing their teeth and you come in to poop–this is reality.

These are things we all wish we could be comfortable enough with our partner to do, but we all know it ain’t gonna happen. Even couples who are together for years won’t do some of these things. So, sit back and check out this video. See for yourself just how funny a ‘perfect’ relationship can be.


Offset Opens Up

Migos rapper Offset opened up to Ellen about his harrowing car accident, and how his estranged relationship with his father affected his own parenting style to four kids.

Watch the interview here