Sssh Don’t Ruin It

The Nightcap

Nightcap for 04/03/2019

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“It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you’ll do things differently.” – Warren Buffett



The Most Powerful Contraceptive

There are universal markers that virtually everyone can agree are huge turn-offs when it comes to the opposite sex.

Bad hygiene, atrocious manners, smelly breath, laziness, not remembering your name, saying “aks” instead of “ask”… the list goes on.

If you are guilty of any of the following and STILL manage to get laid, the only explanation is that you must look like a Ryan Reynolds and Channing Tatum hybrid.

But according to this satirical study, there is one thing a man does that causes ALL women to “nope” the heck out of the bedroom and book the first plane to “no man town.” And, it could potentially be putting the existence of the human race at risk.



Starbucks and The Struggle

I don’t think my parents or my parents’ parents or ANY previous generation before me will understand how difficult and overwhelming day-to-day responsibilities can be.

I mean, sure we don’t need our fingers to navigate the television and sure we can tell Alexa to change the temperature and lighting in our house. Yes, it’s nice that Bluetooth allows us to do virtually anything electric without actually having to plug anything in.

I guess it’s pretty convenient that my car practically drives itself and I can get a medical diagnosis online or have Instacart do my grocery shopping or get two-day delivery with my Amazon Prime.

Thank god I can get drive-thru and pickup because dealing with service industry people is a nightmare. *shudders.” Hell, I can even cash checks, pay bills, and manage money right from my smartphone. Just leaving the house is optional and rarely one I want to choose.

Starbucks is now partnering with Uber Eats to bring coffee to your door, so don’t worry about leaving your comfy PJs for a grande frozen sugar-free two-pump macchiato Frappuccino. (Is that a real thing? It sounds like something Starbucks would offer?)

And this is all well and good, but Starbucks has yet to offer a solution in helping us customers physically sip our drinks or chew our croissants without exerting any energy on our end. So for that… past generations will never understand the struggle.

Learn more here


Maisie Williams Accidentally Drops a Major GOT Spoiler

Maisie Williams shares her top five iconic moments portraying Arya Stark on Game of Thrones and gets upset when she accidentally lets a major spoiler slip about a big death while trying to describe the show’s final season.

Watch her interview here