Are You Sure That’s A Good Idea?

The Nightcap

Nightcap for 04/26/2019

APERITIF:

“We must not allow other people’s limited perceptions to define us.” – Virginia Satir



Garlic Is For Bread, People

People do a lot of dumb shit to their bodies and I’m sure the internet is to blame for a lot of it. Well… the internet and Dr. Oz.

If it wasn’t for people using unverified sources for health advice, we probably wouldn’t have measles outbreaks or people eating placenta or grown-ass men drinking breast milk.

Now, apparently, ladies are shoving garlic up their hoo-has for who-knows-why. (Maybe they’re trying to ward off Vampires?)

And this doctor has some thoughts on the matter.



Sympathy Pains

Going through labor is an effing BEAST of an undertaking, but you already knew that.

If you’re a guy, you’re probably thinking “yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ve heard the whole song and dance many times. I get it. It hurts.”

But something like giving birth is kind of analogous to getting kicked in the balls while passing a kidney stone – unless you’ve been through it or have the “hardware” designed to experience such things, sit your ass down. You can’t talk.

So men could better understand exactly how painful labor is, some genius sadomasochist invented a machine that actually simulates childbirth and men everywhere are finally understanding just how awful the process can be.

And while, no, us women don’t necessarily want to see our male counterparts in misery, it’s kind of satisfying feeling validated.

Learn more here


Growing Up Religious & Abstinent

Taylor loves her very religious dad, but thinks he could use a software update.

Watch Taylor Tomlinson’s monologue on CONAN here