“It is impossible to love and to be wise.” – Francis Bacon
Game of Laughs
Game of Thrones has catapulted itself to great fame and quite the following – so much so that, if you haven’t seen it, you might as well just go reside on some abandoned island and sanction yourself to a life of loneliness and seclusion.
Literally, Monday morning conversations at the office are 30% business-related and 70% Game of Thrones-related.
If you’re like me and haven’t seen a single episode, you can dodge all confrontations by just banging the printer and repeatedly yelling, “PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?” while everyone discusses last nights episode like it somehow impacts their ACTUAL lives.
Trust me, nobody will bother you with GOT inquiries.
While I haven’t had the time (or honestly the desire) to see the show, I will say that Emilia Clarke is absolutely brilliant, talented, and quite funny – as evidenced in these hilarious bloopers.
You know how you’re always frustrated when you can’t find the right outfit to match your crocks?
Yeah, me neither. Because that’s not something, anyone has ever felt or said out loud (except for maybe Honey Boo Boo’s Mom. I can see her having an outfit for every color of Crocwear she owns).
But apparently, Croc-themed outfits are an actual thing and if you are Stevie Wonder or just have god-awful taste, then you’ll be delighted to know that Croc handbags are a thing. Yes, seriously.
For the low, totally reasonable price of $300 and your dignity, you can now own your very own Croc bag to ensure that your hands look just as bad as your feet.
Here are the deets.
GoT Tribute – SNL
Pete Davidson and Paul Rudd rap about their favorite show.