Monthly Archives: June 2019

  • Dirty Kitties and Bedazzled Crocs

    Dirty Kitties and Bedazzled Crocs

    APERTIF: “The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.” – Howard Nemerov Ol’ Dirty Kitty Owning a cat is kind of like being in a relationship with a high-maintenance bitch who only gives you attention when she needs something.Sure, cats are ...
  • Tell Them The Truth

    Tell Them The Truth

    APERITIF: “In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls.” – Lenny Bruce Don’t always believe what you see online You may not believe this, but there are actually people who believe anything they see online. This is incredibly funny because people lie about ...
  • Love Knows No Bounds

    Love Knows No Bounds

    APERTIF: “Choose your love, Love your choice.” – Thomas S. Monson There’s Nothing like the Connection of a Father and Son We often celebrate the union of a mother and daughter, but we rarely do so for a father and his son. There is truly nothing more beautiful than ...
  • We All Have Ulterior Motives

    We All Have Ulterior Motives

    APERITIF: “Genius ain’t anything more than elegant common sense.” – Josh Billings Putting The O in Love Whether you are a monogamous, one-woman kind-of-guy (or one-man – I’m not judging) or you consider yourself a modern-day Lothario, it’s probably ...
  • Dogs Do The Darndest Things

    Dogs Do The Darndest Things

    APERTIF: “A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.” – Joey Adams Man’s Best Friend If you live alone and are in need of a companion, don’t go running to the local bar! You want a companion that you can trust, love, and play a ...
  • Winning At Life

    Winning At Life

    APERITIF: “Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.” – Red Skelton Dad Loses Weight To Keep Up With His Kids Everyone has their reasons for wanting to lose weight. Some people decide to get fit for a wedding day, others want to shed pounds to get of ...
  • You Could Do Better

    You Could Do Better

    APERTIF: “A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” – Arnold H. Glasow Not So Wal-Smart Walmart – where people hate the shopping experience but love the low prices and people-watching.There are a lot of things to detest about Walmart, ...
  • You Have It All Wrong

    You Have It All Wrong

    APERTIF: “No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.” – Albert Einstein Won The Lottery Prank Gone Wrong We all have dreams of getting rich quick! From rags to riches, we all hope to find ourselves submerged in millions of ...
  • Getting To Know Yourself

    Getting To Know Yourself

    APERTIF: “The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science.” – Albert Einstein How To Know Yourself One of the hardest things in the universe to understand is the interior of our own minds.We can have spent decades on ...
  • Can You Handle The Truth?

    Can You Handle The Truth?

    APERITIF: “There are no shortcuts in evolution.” – Louis D. Brandeis Animals do the dandiest things We all love cute little doggies, don’t we? We also love water, especially on a hot day. Well, we are going to show you what happens when you put the two together.This ...