Knotty Naughty Bits And Floating Hunks

The Nightcap


“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.” – Christopher Morley


We’re gonna talk about your naughty bits for a second because everyone likes to talk about their naughty bits!

Although, for the intent of this article, perhaps the word we should be using is “knotty” bits.

That’s right. We’re going to discuss pubes and everything you did (or didn’t) want to know about them. We realize that, in today’s world, daunting a pube fro seems barbaric and antiquated. But, whether you shave, wax, or style your nether regions like a Christmas tree, pubes are here to stay and will always be part of your life – annoying as it may be. So, it’s best to know everything you can about the little buggers.

Here’s a detailed guide to everything you need to know about your knotty-naughty bits.

Floating Hunks

It’s officially summer and that means heat, skimpy clothing, and more excuses for pool parties and backyard barbecues.

With all of the innovative, new, pool and lawn games that continue to saturate the market, there really isn’t a shortage of stuff to do while sipping on your favorite alcoholic beverages with hanging with your favorite, alcoholic friends.

From beer pong floats to pool volleyball to corn hole, there are enough party toys to set-up a nation-wide adult summer camp for months.

And we all know it wouldn’t be a proper outdoor party sesh without a hottie on your arm.

Or, in this case, a hottie on your inner tube.

Seth and Rihanna Go Day Drinking

Seth and Rihanna spend a day drinking at The Jane Hotel, where they do things like drink Rihanna-themed cocktails, dish out advice to one another and give Seth a Fenty Beauty makeover.

Watch it all here