A Surprise Ending

The Nightcap


APERITIF:

“Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.” – Don Marquis



Abort The Mission

Most guys probably view being a chick at a bar or club is ideal.

Unless you’re shockingly unfortunate-looking, you likely get free drinks and pretty much any guy of your choice flaunting over you, ready to take home at the snap of your finger. Pretty freak’in sweet, am I right?

The downside that most guys don’t get is that women have to deal with a lot of crap, too. Don’t get me wrong – free drinks are great! But only if they are offered to you by a man that doesn’t make your skin crawl.

Unfortunately, the chances of getting hit on by a frog over a prince are pretty high. So, this one female club-goer decided she would try a multitude of diversion tactics to see which ones worked.

Here were the results.



Not-So-Happy Endings

As the song goes, “First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage, Then Comes the Baby in The Baby Carriage.”

What they forget to mention in the lyrics is the honeymoon which can Inevitably set the tone for the rest of your partnership.

Even the strongest and best marriages are bound to have their hiccups and tribulations, but the honeymoon should be the best part of ANY marriage, regardless of personal strife. That’s when the Champaign is still flowing and the lingerie hasn’t been replaced with flannel pajamas.

But according to these honeymoon hotspot workers, the interactions they witnessed were likely foreboding warnings of a short-lived union.


Wheel of Opinions with David Spade

Jimmy challenges David Spade to give opinions on the spot about randomly generated topics, like going into the pool with a shirt on.

Watch here