Monthly Archives: August 2019

  • This Is Why We Love Animals

    This Is Why We Love Animals

    APERITIF: “Love demands infinitely less than friendship.” – George Jean Nathan Animals can be such jerks We all love our dear pets, don’t we? We love how they wait until we get home so that they can shower us with their undying love for us. We even tend to trust our pets ...
  • Bringing Back A Classic

    Bringing Back A Classic

    APERITIF: “Men can starve from a lack of self-realization as much as they can from a lack of bread.” – Richard Wright The Never Ending Ride I suppose every generation says this, but if you weren’t an 80’s kid then man, did you miss out on a lot of great ...
  • Choose Your Next Move Wisely

    Choose Your Next Move Wisely

    APERITIF: “Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.” – Thomas Fuller Sniping Away Your Manhood Ensuring a guy’s “manhood” remains intact is generally one of the most important and valued things for them.In fact, in one of Louis CK’s stand-up ...
  • Our World Is On Fire

    Our World Is On Fire

    APERITIF: “Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.” – Benjamin Disraeli Celebrity Saints Be honest – it’s kind of fun to hate celebrities. 90% of the time we despise a celebrity, it’s out of envy because they make ...
  • You Learn Something New Everyday…

    You Learn Something New Everyday…

    APERITIF: “All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.” – Abraham Lincoln Got Cockroach Milk? Gone are the days that American Families would subsist off eggs, bacon, and milk. Not that there is anything wrong with that – all three of those things are ...
  • Wet And Wild Fun

    Wet And Wild Fun

    APERITIF: “I’d rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.” – Emma Goldman Surf’in for Suds There’s a fine line between being a fucking badass and just being damn right psychotic. And in the case of Frank O’Rourke from Jacksonville, Florida, ...
  • A Higher Level Of Thought

    A Higher Level Of Thought

    APERITIF: “Religion and art spring from the same root and are close kin. Economics and art are strangers.” – Nathaniel Hawthorne The War on Weed If you talk to many older, conservative people (and yes, I’m totally generalizing here. I’m sure there are outliers), ...
  • The End Is In Sight

    The End Is In Sight

    APERITIF: “Every man builds his world in his own image. He has the power to choose, but no power to escape the necessity of choice.” Ayn Rand Rumors and The Loves They Ruin In high school, we had a classmate I’ll call Stephanie and she wasn’t super popular nor was she ...
  • These Folks Have The Right Idea

    These Folks Have The Right Idea

    APERITIF: “There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil.” – Ayn Rand Boozy Bouncy Houses Move over, bouncy castles and ball pits. There’s a new sheriff in town and it’s specifically made for adults ...
  • When Politics Become Entertainment

    When Politics Become Entertainment

    APERITIF: “Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked.” – Walter Savage Landor Blithering Biden People misspeak all the time. It’s pretty easy to give someone crap when they use the wrong word or they stumble over their sentence or they have a brain-fart when ...