“I’d rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.” – Emma Goldman
Surf’in for Suds
There’s a fine line between being a fucking badass and just being damn right psychotic. And in the case of Frank O’Rourke from Jacksonville, Florida, the avid surfer tethers that line pretty well.
One could argue that his inherent craziness is completely geographical (because we all know Florida peeps are out of their minds). Or maybe he’s just been surfing for so long that nothing phases him.
Recently, the Florida native was out surfing and got bit by a shark. Instead of going to the hospital as any sane person would do, O’Rourke did this instead, and I’m not gonna lie… crazy or not, he’s kind of my hero.
Summer is almost over, but that doesn’t mean you have to throw all your boat, swim, and grill gear in storage quite yet.
Well, except maybe your boat. That you can just sell or give away. First of all, everyone knows that it’s far better to have a FRIEND with a boat than to own an actual boat yourself. It’s too much money and work and those two things are the exact OPPOSITE of chilling.
Secondly, with this badass, 6-person, boat-shaped floater with cup holders and a built-in cooler, I can’t think of a single reason you would even NEED a boat.
Seriously, this boat float is a MUST for the pool, lake, or floating parties and – at such a reasonable price-point – we can’t see any reason NOT to have it on hand for any event involving water and booze.
Oprah and Gayle Guess Slang Words
Can Oprah and Gayle figure out what the kid’s are saying these days…
Watch it all here