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“The great advantage about telling the truth is that nobody ever believes it.” – Dorothy L. Sayers



A Bill-ion Dollar Opportunity

Creating an online dating profile can be difficult.

On one hand, you want to dazzle future suitors by explaining how laid back you are, how you love to travel and try new things, and how you are very close with your family.

On the other hand, you want to portray yourself as unique and different (but not in that creepy, off-putting way like, “I like to play Dungeons and Dragons in my mom’s basement while I sniff glue and listen to rockabilly.”) It’s a fine line, really.

But this dude, Bill from Tinder, absolutely nails it, putting to shame any other dating profile ever made. If you’re single, ladies, you better jump on this opportunity fast (literally and figuratively), before he gets swooped up.

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Pedaling Drugs on Amazon

Amazon never can seem to keep its name out of the spotlight – whether under good pretenses or for being in hot water over shady practices.

Well, this week is no different, as the massive e-commerce conglomerate has now been wrapped up in a scandal involving a kid’s toy art collection and drugs.

A dad is Canada was shocked last week to find a collection of pills in an art kit he had ordered off Amazon for his child.

Some might call this sheer luck, others might call if an affront to the safety of kids and the trust in Amazon to provide good customer service. Frankly, I’m going with the first but to each their own.

Here’s the full story.


Extra Spicy ‘Burning Questions’

Ellen put Victoria Beckham in the hot seat to answer her Extra Spicy “Burning Questions”! Find out the strangest thing she’s afraid of, the fashion trend she doesn’t understand, and her first celebrity crush.

Watch here