Monthly Archives: December 2019

  • Monkeys and Women Who Can’t Cope

    Monkeys and Women Who Can’t Cope

    APERITIF: “The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.” – Pauline Phillips Women Who Can’t Handle The Truth If a woman asks you if she looks fat in her jeans, would you tell her that she does if you know it’s the truth or would you lie? Most people would ...
  • Drinking Wine With Stalkers

    Drinking Wine With Stalkers

    APERTIF: “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W. C. Fields Want Some Weed To Go With That Wine? For most of us, we can remember a time when smoking weed or eating edibles was completely taboo. At worst, getting caught partaking in the devil’s ...
  • People Who Take It Too Far

    People Who Take It Too Far

    APERITIF: Remember that children, marriages, and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get. H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Independent Women We live during a time where most women fight hard to gain the respect they deserve. They fight for equal pay, equal rights, and equal justice–all of ...
  • Kids Are The Worst

    Kids Are The Worst

    APERTIF: “Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.” – Pablo Picasso When kids talk too much There is nothing worse than little kids who talk so much that they embarrass their poor parents without even being aware. They repeat things they shouldn’t, they tell ...
  • Big Brother and Last Dances

    Big Brother and Last Dances

    APERITIF: “Let no one who loves be unhappy, even love unreturned has its rainbow.” – James M. Barrie Bringing Big Brother into your home If you are the type of person who still walks around ignoring the fact that you are being watched by the government, then you are probably ...
  • Opposites Don’t Always Attract

    Opposites Don’t Always Attract

    APERITIF: “There’s no use doing a kindness if you do it a day too late.” – Charles Kingsley Loving Like Cats And Dogs Dogs and cats have such a bad reputation when it comes to believing that they can not only get along but also like one another. They are so different, ...
  • The Evolution of Christmas

    The Evolution of Christmas

    APERITIF: “Human behavior flows from three main sources: desire, emotion, and knowledge.” – Plato Changing Tunes We are all aware of the fact that music speaks for the times in which it was created. For example, the music created in the 1930s would be significantly different ...
  • You Have To Be Kidding Us

    You Have To Be Kidding Us

    APERITIF: “The works must be conceived with fire in the soul but executed with clinical coolness.” – Joan Miro $120,000 To Eat A Banana It’s amazing what people call “art” these days. If someone poops in the corner of an art exhibit and gives the poop a name, ...
  • Being Tolerant of Others

    Being Tolerant of Others

    APERITIF: “A man’s kiss is his signature.” – Mae West More Similar Than Different It can be incredibly sickening when you have a group of people claiming that they are accepting of others, when in actuality they only mask their hatred with liberal notions of what it ...
  • Well That Was Scary

    Well That Was Scary

    APERITIF: “No one has a greater asset for his business than a man’s pride in his work.” – Hosea Ballou Woman calls 911 for “pizza” when in trouble Calling 911 is not something that anyone looks forward to because it signifies that trouble is immediate and ...