Author Archives: NightCap Team

Author Archives: NightCap Team

  • Humor Is Serious Business

    Humor Is Serious Business

    Nightcap for January 23rd, 2019APERITIF: “Storms make trees take deeper roots.” – Dolly Parton Stand-Up Sensation Being a successful stand-up comic is quite possibly one of the most challenging jobs out there.Ok, maybe that’s a grossly contrived statement. ...
  • A Real Class Clown

    A Real Class Clown

    Nightcap for January 5th, 2019APERITIF: “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” – Will Rogers That’s So Punny As with music, home decor, and sexual positions – everyone has a preference and that preference isn’t ...
  • An American Classic

    An American Classic

    Nightcap for December 16th, 2018APERITIF: “A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron.” – Horace Mann Boys Behaving Badly When I was a little girl, I remember being envious of my male peers that got to ...
  • There’s A Right Way And There’s A Wrong Way

    There’s A Right Way And There’s A Wrong Way

    Nightcap for December 11th, 2018APERITIF: “Quick decisions are unsafe decisions.” – Sophocles Art of The Cuddle Mastering the art of cuddling is an underrated skill, one that should be diligently practiced and perfected. Nothing is worse than being stuck in bed with a bad ...
  • The Fun Is Over

    The Fun Is Over

    Nightcap for December 10th, 2018APERITIF: “You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.” – Mark Twain The Tumblr Crackdown You know what Santa ISN’T bringing you for Christmas this year? Porn.If you heavily rely on the mega multimedia site, ...
  • Are You Up For The Challenge?

    Are You Up For The Challenge?

    Nightcap for December 9th, 2018APERITIF: “No dream is too big. No challenge is too great. Nothing we want for our future is beyond our reach.” Donald Trump From Stud to Dud Something happens to the male brain when the mere mention or possibility of sex is on the table.The brain just ...
  • Getting Into The Holiday Spirits

    Getting Into The Holiday Spirits

    Nightcap for December 8th, 2018APERITIF: “My normal life is like being on holiday.” Valentino Rossi Oreo Scrimmages These days it seems the news is just a series of sad stories or pessimistic projections for the future. Our current state of affairs is so depressing, in fact, that ...
  • Basic Bad B****

    Basic Bad B****

    Nightcap for December 3rd, 2018APERITIF: “To be alive at all involves some risk.” – Harold MacMillan Woman Survives On Kombucha And Cake I always knew it was possible and now it’s been proven… basic white women can survive on kombucha and cake alone. Don’t ...
  • Shaking My Head

    Shaking My Head

    Nightcap for December 1st, 2018APERITIF: “Laughter is an instant vacation.” – Milton Berle Bad Government If you are anything like me, you have a hard time budgeting yourself especially around this time of year.If you think I’m referencing buying Christmas presents ...