Author Archives: NightCap Team

Author Archives: NightCap Team

  • There’s A Right Way And There’s A Wrong Way

    There’s A Right Way And There’s A Wrong Way

    Nightcap for December 11th, 2018APERITIF: “Quick decisions are unsafe decisions.” – Sophocles Art of The Cuddle Mastering the art of cuddling is an underrated skill, one that should be diligently practiced and perfected. Nothing is worse than being stuck in bed with a bad ...
  • The Fun Is Over

    The Fun Is Over

    Nightcap for December 10th, 2018APERITIF: “You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.” – Mark Twain The Tumblr Crackdown You know what Santa ISN’T bringing you for Christmas this year? Porn.If you heavily rely on the mega multimedia site, ...
  • Are You Up For The Challenge?

    Are You Up For The Challenge?

    Nightcap for December 9th, 2018APERITIF: “No dream is too big. No challenge is too great. Nothing we want for our future is beyond our reach.” Donald Trump From Stud to Dud Something happens to the male brain when the mere mention or possibility of sex is on the table.The brain just ...
  • Getting Into The Holiday Spirits

    Getting Into The Holiday Spirits

    Nightcap for December 8th, 2018APERITIF: “My normal life is like being on holiday.” Valentino Rossi Oreo Scrimmages These days it seems the news is just a series of sad stories or pessimistic projections for the future. Our current state of affairs is so depressing, in fact, that ...
  • Basic Bad B****

    Basic Bad B****

    Nightcap for December 3rd, 2018APERITIF: “To be alive at all involves some risk.” – Harold MacMillan Woman Survives On Kombucha And Cake I always knew it was possible and now it’s been proven… basic white women can survive on kombucha and cake alone. Don’t ...
  • Shaking My Head

    Shaking My Head

    Nightcap for December 1st, 2018APERITIF: “Laughter is an instant vacation.” – Milton Berle Bad Government If you are anything like me, you have a hard time budgeting yourself especially around this time of year.If you think I’m referencing buying Christmas presents ...
  • Weighing The Options

    Weighing The Options

    Nightcap for November 26th, 2018APERITIF: “It is easier to stay out than get out.” – Mark Twain Bluetooth Danger Well, here it is, folks. Proof that those expensive $175 iPhone Bluetooth gadgets are harmful to your health.This video explains this, but what’s amazing is ...
  • Screw The Haters

    Screw The Haters

    Nightcap for November 25th, 2018APERITIF: “Less is a bore.” – Robert Venturi The Dreaded Curse Word For as long as I can remember, teachers, parents, babysitters, employers – really anyone in an authoritative position – would encourage me to not use curse words. ...
  • Smarter Than The Average Bear

    Smarter Than The Average Bear

    Nightcap for November 24th, 2018APERITIF: “Humor comes from self-confidence.” – Rita Mae Brown Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quick! What is the funniest TV series ever aired on national television?Ok, that was kind of a trick question, mostly because there are so many good shows to ...
  • Going Too Far

    Going Too Far

    Nightcap for November 23rd, 2018APERITIF: “Nobody can bring you peace but yourself.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson Two Wrongs Sometimes Make A Right People do illegal crap ALL… THE … TIME. I’m not just talking insider trade dealing or Colombian drug cartel-esque ...