Author Archives: Audra L.

Author Archives: Audra L.

  • Lucky Son Of A Gun

    Lucky Son Of A Gun

    APERTIF: “Oh, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We’ve already got the stars.” – Bette Davis Life Or Death Are you one of the people who missed being harmed by only an inch? If so, you are truly one of the lucky ones in life. There are people who are only inches ...
  • Who Can You Trust These Days?

    Who Can You Trust These Days?

    APERTIF: “I want to put a ding in the universe.” – Steve Jobs Halloween Fright on an Average Night Halloween has come and gone, thank goodness. How many times can a person continually walk to their door to pass out cheap candy in one night? Let’s be honest, depending on ...
  • Getting Hot And Bothered

    Getting Hot And Bothered

    APERITIF: “Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.” – John F. Kennedy Halloween Prank Have you ever been so frightened by one of your friends that you actually pooped your pants? Neither have we…but ...
  • Let’s Talk About It…

    Let’s Talk About It…

    APERITIF: “In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.” – Andy Warhol Potty Training At School Potty training isn’t a fun task for either the child or the parent. What happens, however, when the school decides to take on this task? Teaching your child how to ...
  • Don’t Cry Over Spilt Milk… Or Cold Fries

    Don’t Cry Over Spilt Milk… Or Cold Fries

    APERITIF: “I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.” – Gilda Radner Going Crazy Over Cold Fries We have all seen the videos of customers who have entered fast-food joints in a huff because of cold food or wrong orders. We have also seen these same customers ...
  • A Real Life Nightmare

    A Real Life Nightmare

    APERITIF: “Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.” – R. Buckminster Fuller Overslept What would you do if you went to sleep on a flight and then woke up and found yourself all alone on a dark and empty airplane? You blink your eyes to make ...
  • Real Spooky Stories

    Real Spooky Stories

    APERITIF: “The most beautiful things are not associated with money; they are memories and moments. If you don’t celebrate those, they can pass you by.” – Alek Wek Buying A Murder House A lovely mansion with all the amenities fit for a king and queen is something that any ...
  • Do We Really Have Freedom

    Do We Really Have Freedom

    APERTIF: “My favorite things in life don’t cost any money. It’s really clear that the most precious resource we all have is time.” – Steve Jobs You Have No Rights Comedian George Carlin made an entire career out of making fun of common everyday situations. He joked ...
  • Activate Your Inner Power

    Activate Your Inner Power

    APERITIF: “All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” – Spike Milligan The story of 4 wives and the afterlife When it comes to the subject matter of the afterlife, most people simply want to shy away and ignore the fact that there is a deadline on ...