Author Archives: Audra L.

Author Archives: Audra L.

  • Even Penguins Cheat Sometimes

    Even Penguins Cheat Sometimes

    APERTIF: “It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.” – Rene Descartes Moonwalk No one can deny that Michael Jackson was an innovative, talented, and creative artist who truly knew how to make his audience feel excitement when watching him perform ...
  • The True Meaning Of Love

    The True Meaning Of Love

    APERITIF: “Despair is the damp of hell, as joy is the serenity of heaven.” – John Donne Not what you think The word ‘love’ is something that is thrown around unconsciously and, to be honest, it’s beginning to lose its effect on us all. When you think of ...
  • We Aren’t That Different After All

    We Aren’t That Different After All

    APERITIF: “The Earth is the cradle of humanity, but mankind cannot stay in the cradle forever.” – Konstantin Tsiolkovsky Mommy animals are just like mommy humans When we look at animals, we tend to think of them as being completely separate from us as humans. We assume they ...
  • Lucky Son Of A Gun

    Lucky Son Of A Gun

    APERTIF: “Oh, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We’ve already got the stars.” – Bette Davis Life Or Death Are you one of the people who missed being harmed by only an inch? If so, you are truly one of the lucky ones in life. There are people who are only inches ...
  • Who Can You Trust These Days?

    Who Can You Trust These Days?

    APERTIF: “I want to put a ding in the universe.” – Steve Jobs Halloween Fright on an Average Night Halloween has come and gone, thank goodness. How many times can a person continually walk to their door to pass out cheap candy in one night? Let’s be honest, depending on ...
  • Getting Hot And Bothered

    Getting Hot And Bothered

    APERITIF: “Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.” – John F. Kennedy Halloween Prank Have you ever been so frightened by one of your friends that you actually pooped your pants? Neither have we…but ...
  • Let’s Talk About It…

    Let’s Talk About It…

    APERITIF: “In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.” – Andy Warhol Potty Training At School Potty training isn’t a fun task for either the child or the parent. What happens, however, when the school decides to take on this task? Teaching your child how to ...
  • Don’t Cry Over Spilt Milk… Or Cold Fries

    Don’t Cry Over Spilt Milk… Or Cold Fries

    APERITIF: “I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.” – Gilda Radner Going Crazy Over Cold Fries We have all seen the videos of customers who have entered fast-food joints in a huff because of cold food or wrong orders. We have also seen these same customers ...
  • A Real Life Nightmare

    A Real Life Nightmare

    APERITIF: “Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.” – R. Buckminster Fuller Overslept What would you do if you went to sleep on a flight and then woke up and found yourself all alone on a dark and empty airplane? You blink your eyes to make ...