Author Archives: Mcclain Warren

Author Archives: Mcclain Warren

  • Showing Off The Goods

    Showing Off The Goods

    APERITIF: “If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don’t need an enemy.” – Kurt Vonnegut Trashy Fashion I am convinced that there are two kinds of people in this world: those that collect receipts and those that don’t even bother taking them from the ...
  • Welcome To A New Era

    Welcome To A New Era

    APERITIF: “With our love, we could save the world.” – George Harrison Make It Til You Fake It If you are under the age of 40, enjoy it. No, I mean like reaaaaallllyyy enjoy it. Don’t take any of it for granted.If you can get out of bed in the morning without moaning, ...
  • Not All That Glitters Is Gold

    Not All That Glitters Is Gold

    APERITIF: “We are all born for love. It is the principle of existence, and its only end.” – Benjamin Disraeli Glitter Be Gone Hard times might be just around the corner for strippers and Burning Man fanatics.According to this article, many scientists and marine biologists are ...
  • Getting In Your Feels

    Getting In Your Feels

    APERITIF: “There’s a world of difference between truth and facts. Facts can obscure the truth.” – Maya Angelou Relationship Goals You know when you just look at a couple and you think, “I want that. I want what they have”? And you wonder if you’ll ever ...
  • Thinking Outside The Box

    Thinking Outside The Box

    APERITIF: “First, you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald Baby, It’s Coke Outside It’s December which mean it’s the season for giving, being with family and friends, celebrating little baby Jesus, and ...
  • Take A Deeper Look…

    Take A Deeper Look…

    APERITIF: “We are most alive when we’re in love.” – John Updike It’s Bad To Be Rad If you ever want to recreate an 80’s movie, you’ll need a few important things to make it look authentic: a male voice narrator, an exceptionally awkward protagonist with ...
  • How To Be A Real OG

    How To Be A Real OG

    APERITIF: “The progress of rivers to the ocean is not so rapid as that of man to error.” – Voltaire Snuggling With Snoop Famous rapper Snoop Dogg has done it all. From rapping to hustling to baking with Martha Stewart to starting his own line of sticky green (that’s ...
  • You Have A Lot To Learn…

    You Have A Lot To Learn…

    APERITIF: “Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.” – Bernard Meltzer Parenting Wins First Response’s pregnancy test came out with a version of their strip kit awhile back that boasted it was superior because it had “a curved handle to avoid ...
  • Happiness Is A Choice

    Happiness Is A Choice

    APERITIF: “When one teaches, two learn.” – Robert Half One Thing About Music, When It Hits You Feel No Pain Science is one of those things that is awesome if it buttresses your already-held beliefs and habits. And it is easy to scrutinize if it doesn’t.For example, there ...
  • ET Remake and Fake Eyelashes

    ET Remake and Fake Eyelashes

    APERITIF: “Our first and last love is self-love.” – Christian Nestell Bovee Seeing Double Eyelash extensions – like most things women use to enhance their looks – can either look great or absolutely awful.Unless you know how to do them right or employ a ...