Author Archives: Mcclain Warren

Author Archives: Mcclain Warren

  • You Call That Entertainment?!

    You Call That Entertainment?!

    Nightcap for 03/23/2019APERITIF: “Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” – George Burns Exxxxxcellent! It’s been so long since I’ve heard the name “Keanu Reeves,” I honestly wasn’t even sure he was still alive. Or I thought he ...
  • Creativity At Its Finest

    Creativity At Its Finest

    Nightcap for March 22nd, 2019APERTIF: “As the twig is bent the tree inclines.” – Virgil Turning Water Into Wine Crockpots are the Alexa of cookware. Just throw random shit at it in no real methodical or structured way and it will magically provide you with exactly what you ...
  • The Sassy and the Sweaty

    The Sassy and the Sweaty

    Nightcap for 03/20/2019APERITIF: “I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.” ― Dora J. Arod,Sassy and Smart-Assy Kids aren’t for everyone.If I’m going to be totally ...
  • Tell Them How It Is

    Tell Them How It Is

    Nightcap for 03/19/2019APERTIF: “I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs all the time. That’s my exercise” – Betty White Witty White While society as a whole doesn’t agree on everything, I think one of the few things we all ...
  • Finding Your Better Self

    Finding Your Better Self

    Nightcap for 03/17/2019APERITIF: “How often it is that the angry man rages denial of what his inner self is telling him.” – Frank Herbert Bible and Boobs As a general rule, people take themselves WAY too seriously. Whether you’re at the gym, playing video games, or ...
  • We Are Our Own Worst Enemies

    We Are Our Own Worst Enemies

    Nightcap for 03/15/2019APERITIF: “Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one.” – Stella Adler Suspicious Minds Have you ever been really wronged or betrayed by someone, only to have forgiven that person and have the new relationship be ...
  • A Few Ways To Get Yourself A Nice Beating

    A Few Ways To Get Yourself A Nice Beating

    Nightcap for 03/13/2019APERITIF: “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.”-Kurt VonnegutTaco Bell Workers Serve Food And Whup-Ass Look out! The next time you go to Taco Bell and order your food, you’d better not complain to the employees ...
  • The Dude vs. The Don

    The Dude vs. The Don

    Nightcap for 03/12/2019APERITIF: “It’s the little details that are vital. Little things make big things happen.”-John WoodenThe Dude vs. The Don Donald Trump has been heavily scrutinized for his limited vocabulary and a rudimentary understanding of basic, grammatical ...
  • So This Is How You Stay Healthy?

    So This Is How You Stay Healthy?

    Nightcap for 03/10/2019APERITIF: “I believe that the greatest gift you can give your family and the world is a healthy you.” – Joyce MeyerBlack Goes Ballistic If you’ve so much as opened your Facebook page or caught the tail end of some news segment in the last month, ...
  • We All Know Emotions Are Dangerous

    We All Know Emotions Are Dangerous

    Nightcap for /03/09/2019APERITIF: “Negative emotions like hatred destroy our peace of mind.” – Matthieu RicardMoney Can’t Buy Happiness Echoing the harrowing sentiment of Queen, “Another one bites the dust” – news broke out Monday morning that yet ...