Author Archives: Mcclain Warren

Author Archives: Mcclain Warren

  • Lying Gets You Nowhere

    Lying Gets You Nowhere

    APERITIF: “If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.” – Dalai Lama Long Shot So, there once was this woman who desperately wanted to go on a work-related trip but she had to be medically cleared to do so.Well, the first ...
  • Food and Mental Health

    Food and Mental Health

    APERITIF: “A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.” – W. C. Fields Anxiety and Malnutrition Anxiety and panic attacks are the worst. Ok, maybe being married to Mitch McConnell would be the worst, but being the spouse of that space turtle probably would bring about ...
  • What Were You Thinking?

    What Were You Thinking?

    APERITIF: “If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.” -Mother Teresa Full Mustache It’s hard to take anyone with a mustache too seriously. I mean, sure, some men can get away with “lip drapes” and sure, some can even look ...
  • Nothing But Lies

    Nothing But Lies

    APERITIF: “Walk while ye have the light, lest darkness come upon you.” – John Ruskin Night Cap-puccinos Have you ever been out to dinner and dessert arrives and Gustov, the fancy waiter with the handle bar mustache, asks you if you would like a cappuccino with that soufflé and ...
  • Music And Breakups

    Music And Breakups

    APERITIF: “Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.” – Laurence J. Peter Moved By Music Enjoying a certain type of music or song is not only incredibly common – it might be the only thing that unites us as humans. Well, ...
  • Major Business Blunders

    Major Business Blunders

    APERITIF: “Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken.” – Albert Camus A Croc of S*** About six months ago, we had the unpleasant task of regretfully informing you that Croc purses exist. Yes, the same people that brought you Croc shoes you only see ...
  • Bad Decisions All Around

    Bad Decisions All Around

    APERTIF: “I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.” – Jack Benny Robbing The Rich It’s pretty safe to say that the majority of us know and understand that stealing is wrong. It’s just not something you do.But ...
  • Cannabis And Second Chances

    Cannabis And Second Chances

    APERITIF: “The aim of education is the knowledge, not of facts, but of values.” – William S. Burroughs Second Chances In school, did you ever have to do a class presentation in which you were totally knowledgeable and well-versed on the topic but you ended up bombing because ...
  • Now That’s Entertainment!

    Now That’s Entertainment!

    APERITIF: “I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.” – Robert Benchley Parks and Recs – Asian Style Aside from having an all-star cast that is every comedian’s wet dream, the show Parks and Recs is THE ...
  • Why It’s Important To Be There For Others

    Why It’s Important To Be There For Others

    APERITIF: “This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes.” – Hannah Arendt TED Talks Childhood Trauma Possibly one of the most reassuring (and equally the most disturbing) things that we learn as we grow up is that ...