Author Archives: Mcclain Warren

Author Archives: Mcclain Warren

  • No Laughing Matter

    No Laughing Matter

    Nightcap for August 7th, 2018APERTIF: “A man is what he thinks about all day long.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson Alexa, Are You There? Most of us, undoubtedly, have given a fair amount of grief to our elders about how little they understand technology. Navigating things like the ...
  • Too Good To Be True

    Too Good To Be True

    Nightcap for August 3rd, 2018APERTIF: “Macho does not prove mucho.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor Open For Business Employers are constantly trying to find ways to maximize productivity, decrease labor turnover, and optimize job satisfaction. Well, at least that is what a GOOD employer will ...
  • Word To The Wise

    Word To The Wise

    Nightcap for August 1st, 2018APERTIF: “If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.” – Maya Angelou Speaking Under The Influence Have you ever wanted to learn another language? Perhaps you’ve taken your desire a step further and invested in Rosetta ...
  • Love and Video Games

    Love and Video Games

    Nightcap for July 31st, 2018APERTIF: “When turkeys mate they think of swans.” – Johnny Carson The Future of Sports Just when you think our society couldn’t possibly get any more stagnant or self-isolating, something new comes out that pushes us one step closer to the ...
  • Wading Into Uncharted Waters

    Wading Into Uncharted Waters

    Nightcap for July 30th, 2018APERTIF: “The kids didn’t call me Amy Schumer; they called me Amy Jewmer. One summer, I’ll never forget this, all the kids took turns throwing handfuls of pennies at me. I know, I was like, ‘Excuse me — this is awesome!'” – ...
  • Humans Of The 21st Century

    Humans Of The 21st Century

    Nightcap for July 25th, 2018APERTIF: “A smart girl leaves before she is left.” – Marilyn Monroe A Guide To Living On Mars People are super enthralled with outer space. Whether it’s because franchises like Star Wars and Star Trek romanticized its existence or we’re ...
  • Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

    Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

    Nightcap for July 24th, 2018APERTIF: “Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.” – Mary Wilson Little Not-So-Reality Television Reality shows are to cable television what the news media is to Donald Trump: fake.The first popular reality show was aired in 1992. It ...
  • Living (or Dying) Right

    Living (or Dying) Right

    Nightcap for July 23rd, 2018APERTIF: “The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily TomlinWeekend At Burbank’s I freaking HATE open-casket funerals.I simply can’t wrap my mind around why anyone would want to see another ...
  • We’re Just Ordinary People

    We’re Just Ordinary People

    Nightcap for July 20th, 2018APERTIF: “Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.” – Joan Rivers Half Of My Heart Is In Cleveland Whether you support #bluelivesmatter or think cops are just control freaks with an ax to grind, you ...
  • Get Your Hand Off My Fanny

    Get Your Hand Off My Fanny

    Nightcap for July 12th, 2018APERTIF: “I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.” – Joan Rivers #HimToo The #metoo movement has done two very powerful (and very contradictory) things.It has brought to surface the silent nightmare of many women whose stories of ...