Author Archives: Mcclain Warren

Author Archives: Mcclain Warren

  • Looking For Answers

    Looking For Answers

    Nightcap for January 23rd, 2018APERTIF: “Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness.” – Lucius Annaeus Seneca I Spy Becoming a private investigator seems like a pretty cool career move. Essentially, you get paid for doing what 40 percent of psycho ...
  • Full Of S***

    Full Of S***

    Nightcap for January 22nd, 2018APERTIF: “If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.” – Alice Roosevelt LongworthAction And Cut Unless you’re two years old or a proctologist, you probably don’t like talking about poop.Or, maybe ...
  • Thinking Differently

    Thinking Differently

    Nightcap for January 19th, 2018APERTIF: “The ballot is stronger than the bullet.” – Abraham Lincoln Snowboarders Rule, Skiers Drool Remember the good ol’ days when skis used to be pencil thin with sharp, pointed tips and flat tails? It was about the same time Zinka ...
  • Reality Check

    Reality Check

    Nightcap for January 18th, 2018APERTIF: “Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.” – Jules RenardGluten Is A Rich Person Problem In one of my favorite articles to date, printed years ago at the first surge of “gluten intolerance ...
  • Women 101

    Women 101

    Nightcap for January 17th, 2018APERTIF: “If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.” – Henny YoungmanMakeup Madness I have a love/hate relationship with makeup.I love the potential it has to make me look like a ...
  • Drinking The Pain Away

    Drinking The Pain Away

    Nightcap for January 16th, 2018APERTIF: “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” – Mark TwainBathing With Brews There’s are a multitude of tests you can take online to find out if you’re an alcoholic.Personally, I feel like if you have to ...
  • Dirty Little Secrets

    Dirty Little Secrets

    Nightcap for January 15th, 2018APERTIF: “The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” – Mark TwainWhat The Kids Don’t Know As a society, we tend to put moms into a neat little box of expectations and act shocked when she dares to try to escape.It’s true that ...
  • Food For Thought

    Food For Thought

    Nightcap for January 12th, 2018 APERTIF: “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” – Chris Rock Consumption Junction It’s the New Year which means 80% of you probably resolved to be healthier in 2018. Whether that means eating ...
  • Looks Can Be Deceiving

    Looks Can Be Deceiving

    Nightcap for January 11th, 2018APERTIF: “The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.” – Anais Nin Soccer Scandals Ever since people have had little spawns, there has always been this ongoing joke that you lose all sense of fun and self. Your life suddenly becomes ...
  • The Last Straw

    The Last Straw

    Nightcap for January 10th, 2018APERTIF: “Defeat may serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out.” – Edwin Markham Nope, Don’t Give a F*** Anymore Not “giving a f***” is something we all claim to do, but rarely practice. It makes you sound ...