Author Archives: Mcclain Warren

Author Archives: Mcclain Warren

  • Feeling Rejected

    Feeling Rejected

    Nightcap for June 12th, 2018APERTIF: “When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading.” ~ Henny YoungmanBreaking Up Is Hard To Do Technology has made it rather hard to get away with pranks anymore.We didn’t have caller ID when I was a kid, so you could call your ...
  • Being Our Best Selves

    Being Our Best Selves

    Nightcap for June 11th, 2018APERTIF: I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank SinatraCasual Encounters Senior Year pranks have been happening since Laura Ingalls attended ...
  • Millennials Ruin Everything

    Millennials Ruin Everything

    Nightcap for June 8th, 2018APERTIF: I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank SinatraBoobies For Foodies It’s been a sad couple of years for men who appreciate subpar ...
  • The NFL Is Facing Serious Problems

    The NFL Is Facing Serious Problems

    Nightcap for June 7th, 2018APERTIF: “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning” – DrakeAre You A Trader Joe Have you ever noticed that grocery store chains have their own cult-like following?People are OBSESSED with where they shop and rarely does ...
  • The Joys Of Parenting

    The Joys Of Parenting

    Nightcap for June 6th, 2018APERTIF: “A man should always consider how much he has more than he wants.” – Joseph Addison Talk To Me, Goose Having a kid really forces you to reevaluate how you communicate.My son is two, so getting him to understand what I’m trying to ...
  • Definition of a Real Man

    Definition of a Real Man

    Nightcap for June 5th, 2018APERTIF: “You can’t expect to hit the jackpot if you don’t put a few nickels in the machine.” – Flip Wilson Where There’s Smoke Marine vs ArmyCops vs. FiremenSkiers vs. SnowboardersBoxers vs. BriefsIt seems like, when you are a guy, ...
  • Fact Is Stranger Than Fiction

    Fact Is Stranger Than Fiction

    Nightcap for June 4th, 2018APERTIF: “Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.” – Buddha A New Era When enrolling in college, you have to make some pretty important decisions regarding your future.At this juncture in your life, you probably already have an idea of what ...
  • Going Down The Rabbit Hole

    Going Down The Rabbit Hole

    Nightcap for June 1st, 2018APERTIF: “Human judges can show mercy. But against the laws of nature, there is no appeal.” – Arthur C. Clarke A Plea For Reform Being homeless and destitute would be an awful experience, no matter where you lived. But you DEFINITELY don’t want ...
  • What Do You Think?

    What Do You Think?

    Nightcap for May 31st, 2018APERTIF: “Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.” – Joseph Addison Winnie The Pooh Is Back I’m not sure if it’s just nostalgia or genuine enthusiasm, but I love that a lot of old, childhood movies are resurfacing in more ...
  • Odd Jobs

    Odd Jobs

    Nightcap for May 30th, 2018APERTIF: “All I can do is be me, whoever that is.” – Bob Dylan Doing Time “Serving time” can do three things to a person: it can turn you into a more proficient criminal, make you a shell of a human being, or force a “coming to ...