Author Archives: Mcclain Warren

Author Archives: Mcclain Warren

  • Finding Your Match

    Finding Your Match

    Nightcap for October 10th, 2017 APERTIF: “Peace is rarely denied to the peaceful.” – Friedrich Schiller Bumping Uglies Have you ever had a one-night stand with someone for the dumbest reason? If you haven’t, then you are a far better human being than me. Congratulations. ...
  • Treat Yourself

    Treat Yourself

    Nightcap for October 9th, 2017 APERTIF: “True humility is contentment.” – Henri Frederic Amiel Doctors Needing Doctors If you ask a person why they decided to become a doctor or why they want to become a doctor, each individual may give a different or tweaked motive from the ...
  • You’re Doing It Wrong

    You’re Doing It Wrong

    Nightcap for October 8th, 2017 APERTIF: “Turn your wounds into wisdom.” – Oprah Winfrey Parents Texting The first time either of my parents ever tried texting me, the outcome looked something like this: I wanTTTed to no if degoverjddgv deefcu the hex Tomorrpw. When they ...
  • What’s The Big Deal

    What’s The Big Deal

    Nightcap for October 7th, 2017APERTIF: “Prevention is better than cure.” – Desiderius Erasmus Getting Cat Called I’m pretty sure almost every woman (and yes, some of you men) have been cat-called. Some find it flattering, others think it’s disrespectful, and then ...
  • Making It Work

    Making It Work

    Nightcap for October 5th, 2017APERTIF: “Music is the shorthand of emotion.” – Leo Tolstoy And The Best Actress Goes To… There’s no doubt that acting takes a lot of skill. That is, unless you’re super pretty like “Jessica Alba” pretty. Then, you ...
  • No Regrets

    No Regrets

    Nightcap for October 4th, 2017APERTIF: “He who is brave is free.” – Lucius Annaeus Seneca I’ll Say It: Kids Are Dicks I’m about to say one of those things you’re never supposed to say cuz it could potentially get CPS sicced on you:Toddlers are assholes. ...
  • Unfortunate Realities

    Unfortunate Realities

    Nightcap for October 2nd, 2017APERTIF: “The sweetest of all sounds is praise.” – Xenophon Don’t Judge A Book By Its Cover We as a society are quick to judge people based on looks. To make matters worse (and more convoluted), social technology has provided a platform in ...
  • Stuff Your Face

    Stuff Your Face

    Nightcap for October 1st, 2017APERTIF: “Integrity has no need of rules.” – Albert Camus Even Therapists Need Therapists Being a therapist has got to be one of the most interesting and hardest jobs there is. Okay, maybe not hard as in manually or life-threatening like a soldier ...
  • Doing What’s Best

    Doing What’s Best

    Nightcap for September 30th, 2017APERTIF: “Listen to many, speak to a few.” – William Shakespeare Sometimes Bitches Just Know Apparently, being a bitch to your friend isn’t all that bad. Perhaps I should rephrase. It’s NEVER okay to be mean or bitchy to your friend ...
  • Stinky Situations

    Stinky Situations

    Nightcap for September 29th, 2017APERTIF: “Any excuse will serve a tyrant.” – Aesop The Nitty Gritty of Hygiene There isn’t a whole lot in life that is worse than bad hygiene. Everyone has different thresholds for what they are willing to put up with and where they draw ...