Author Archives: Mcclain Warren

Author Archives: Mcclain Warren

  • You Only Live Once

    You Only Live Once

    Nightcap for November 17th, 2017APERTIF: “Adventure is worthwhile in itself.” – Amelia Earhart Creatures of Habit We are creatures of habit. We sleep on the same side of the bed every night, we stick with our favorite wines, we make our coffee the same way each morning, and we ...
  • Buying Into It

    Buying Into It

    Nightcap for November 16th, 2017APERTIF: “Genius is an initiative on fire. – Holbrook Jackson Parents Against Humanity By now, I think most of us have played “Cards Against Humanity” and if you haven’t, you’ve at least heard of it. Right? RIGHT?It’s a ...
  • Top Of The Line

    Top Of The Line

    Nightcap for November 15th, 2017APERTIF: “Genius is an initiative on fire. – Holbrook Jackson The Gucci of Microbrews Remember that one time you were at the liquor store and you were astounded how expensive microbrewery beers are? Yeah, you’ll be laughing about that $12 case ...
  • Playing The Game

    Playing The Game

    Nightcap for November 14th, 2017APERTIF: “Life is a long lesson in humility.” – James M. Barrie Dude, Where’s My Car? Buying a car at a dealership is about as enjoyable as getting a root canal.It’s like going into a game in which you don’t know the rules. You ...
  • First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage

    First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage

    Nightcap for November 13th, 2017APERTIF: “The truth is rarely pure and never simple.” – Oscar Wilde The Never Ending Story I’m not married, but my boyfriend of 4 years and I pick such stupid fights with each other and have such little sex, I like to fantasize that ...
  • Standing Out

    Standing Out

    Nightcap for November 11th, 2017APERTIF: “Make yourself necessary to somebody.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson When There’s No Wine or Reason I’ve always said a good marketing company knows that, in order to compete with others in the same field, their marketing strategy ...
  • You Have To Be Kidding

    You Have To Be Kidding

    Nightcap for November 9th, 2017APERTIF: “Mysteries are not necessarily miracles.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe An Eye Roll From the Guy In The Back Sometimes cheesy, pun-y, or PG-13 jokes can be just as hilarious as their raunchy, unpolitically-correct counterparts. There have ...
  • Love Is In The Air

    Love Is In The Air

    Nightcap for November 8th, 2017APERTIF: “Creativity takes courage.” – Henri Matisse Keep Your Eye On The Target Target is to moms what flame is to moths.Seriously, it’s our crack and I’m not even sure why.Sure it has everything you could possibly need in one ...
  • True or False

    True or False

    Nightcap for November 6th, 2017APERTIF: “Your best teacher is your last mistake.” – Ralph Nader The Bar’s Your Stage Everyone has their favorite watering holes.Fun fact: the term watering hole came from the term “a depression of natural water where animals of ...
  • What A Catch

    What A Catch

    Nightcap for November 5th, 2017APERTIF: “Fear makes us feel our humanity.” – Benjamin Disraeli Tweets and Cheats Cheating isn’t funny. It’s gut-wrenching when you’re the recipient, humbling when you’re caught doing it, and saddening when you see someone ...