Author Archives: Ryan C

Author Archives: Ryan C

  • DJ Good or Die

    DJ Good or Die

    Nightcap for January 31st, 2019APERITIF: “Music like religion, unconditionally brings in its train all the moral virtues to the heart it enters, even though that heart is not in the least worthy.” – Jean Baptiste MontegutDeath of a DJ Look, I can understand being disappointed ...
  • We’re Ruled By Children

    We’re Ruled By Children

    Nightcap for January 19th, 2019APERITIF: “Acting Childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how old we are, just doesn’t come easy to us.” – Lily TomlinThe Speaker Kicks Out The President There’s an almost magical quality to politicians ...
  • SportsBall Edition

    SportsBall Edition

    Nightcap for January 17th, 2019APERITIF: “The evil was not in bread and circuses per se, but in the willingness of the people to sell their rights as free men for full bellies and the excitement of the games which would often serve to distract them from the other human hungers which bread ...
  • The Most Expensive Divorce of All Time

    The Most Expensive Divorce of All Time

    Nightcap for January 12th, 2019APERITIF: “I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl’s best friend.”: – Zsa Zsa GaborDividing the Bezos Fortune The most powerful couple – at least in terms of sheer wealth – in the world are splitting up. ...
  • The Great Floridian Tequila Heist

    The Great Floridian Tequila Heist

    Nightcap for January 4th, 2019APERITIF: “Tequila is not even a drink; it’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone.” – Dylan MoranFour Dudes and a Truck Apparently, that’s all these champions needed to attempt the swipe of the century. While the four ...
  • That’s… Not How Any of This Works

    That’s… Not How Any of This Works

    Nightcap for December 21st, 2018APERITIF: “Being normal is vastly overrated.” – Aggie Cromwell [Halloweentown]Canadian Woman charged with Witchcraft Whenever someone from Canada tries to boast about how ~ totally woke ~ their country is, point to all the ridiculously petty ...
  • Policing Ain’t What it Used to Be

    Policing Ain’t What it Used to Be

    Nightcap for December 20th, 2018APERITIF: “Every Society gets the kind of criminal it deserves. What is equally true is that every community gest the kind of law enforcement it insists on.” – Robert Kennedy…Where Did You Get Those?! I’m confused… ...
  • The NFL Still Doesn’t Get It

    The NFL Still Doesn’t Get It

    Nightcap for December 5th, 2018APERITIF: “We have to do the right thing for 1,000 days and people are going to believe us.” – Redskins COO Brian Lafemina’s whiteboard.More NFL Violence: 49rs Drop Reuben Foster The NFL seems to have an unshakeable epidemic of domestic ...
  • Werewolves of London, Weirdos of America

    Werewolves of London, Weirdos of America

    Nightcap for December 4th, 2018APERITIF: “He’s the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent. Lately he’s been overheard in Mayfair. You better stay away from him. He’ll rip your lungs out, Jim. I’d like to meet his tailor” – Werewolves of London, by ...
  • Businesses Have a Pivot Party… with Porn!

    Businesses Have a Pivot Party… with Porn!

    Nightcap for December 2nd, 2018APERITIF: “If you are not taking care of your customer, your competitor will.” – Bob HooeyStarbucks Wi-fi Starts Cockblocking Well… digitally anyway.The coffee house turned international megacorporation has announced its intentions to ...