Author Archives: Ryan C

Author Archives: Ryan C

  • Too Many Rules Not Enough Reason

    Too Many Rules Not Enough Reason

    Nightcap for November 20th, 2018APERTIF: “Errors do not cease to be errors simply because they’re ratified into law.” – E.A. BucchianeriA Handrail Derails Canadian Supreme Court Apparently, the legal workplace is *really* slow up north.Incredibly, The Supreme Court of ...
  • L’s Across the Board

    L’s Across the Board

    Nightcap for November 19th, 2018APERITIF: “When it Rains It Pours.” – Morton Salt Company advertising [1911]Ohh the Domestic Irony We all know Michael Avenatti, the attorney for adult film star Stormy Daniels as well as some of the less reputable (and in some cases now ...
  • Do You Bite Your Thumb at me Sir?!

    Do You Bite Your Thumb at me Sir?!

    Nightcap for November 18th, 2018APERITIF: “Abraham: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? Sampson: I do bite my thumb, sir. Abraham: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? Sampson (to Gregory): Is the law of our side if I say ay? Gregory: No. Sampson: No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at […]
  • The Miracle of Flight

    The Miracle of Flight

    Nightcap for November 12th, 2018APERITIF: “Yes… well, I used to have a pilot’s license…” – Will WrightIt’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… oh dear When you hear ‘funny read’ I can’t imagine the first publication that ...
  • Trials and Tribulation of Modern Living

    Trials and Tribulation of Modern Living

    Nightcap for October 30th, 2018APERTIF: “Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.” – ConfuciusSuspected Bomber’s Stripping Career The Florida man arrested Friday on suspicion of mailing a dozen bombs to leftist leaders used to work as a stripper, according to ...
  • Death, Dismemberment, and Canned Collusion

    Death, Dismemberment, and Canned Collusion

    Nightcap for October 23rd, 2018APERITIF: “Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.” – Mark TwainMonkey Murder: Man killed with Hailstorm of Bricks I’m not really a hugeee fans of monkeys. Their ...
  • Fun Is Now Illegal: Kooky Cop Tales

    Fun Is Now Illegal: Kooky Cop Tales

    Nightcap for October 12th, 2018APERITIF: “In a Toyota, the cops don’t think about stopping you so much.” – Chuck Berry Indian Police Commanded not to Smile Apparently, the level of friendliness you experience from Indian Police officers is entirely based on a creepy ...
  • Cabins, Confirmations, and Kicks: People in Motion

    Cabins, Confirmations, and Kicks: People in Motion

    Nightcap for October 10th, 2018APERITIF: “Nothing is so painful to the human mind as a great and sudden change.” – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Slip of the Mind in Mumbai Personally, I’ve never had much of a desire to travel to India. Despite the vibrant food, culture, ...
  • Too Much Tech? From Tragedies to Presidential Texts

    Too Much Tech? From Tragedies to Presidential Texts

    Nightcap for October 8th, 2018APERITIF: “It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity” – Albert Einstein Pinhead Found Dead The owner of a bowling alley in Florence Colorado was discovered quite dead Sunday after his alley apparently had had ...
  • Strange Times, Stranger People

    Strange Times, Stranger People

    Nightcap for October 4th, 2018APERITIF: “Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.” – John WoodenScoundrels Scootin’ Sloshed Apparently buzzed bicycling can lead to some serious reprocusions…One Los Angeles ...