Category Archives: Brilliant Stories

  • It’s A Woman’s World

    It’s A Woman’s World

    Nightcap for December 5th, 2017APERTIF: “Art is the signature of civilizations.” – Beverly Sills Making Up Is Hard To Do Have you ever watched a makeup contouring video? It’s kind of like watching a terrorist negotiation only with perky young girls.Essentially, ...
  • The Perils Of Driving

    The Perils Of Driving

    Nightcap for December 4th, 2017APERTIF: “Love dies only when growth stops.” – Pearl S. Buck Singing The Blues Singing in the car is a favorite past time for many people. It can help pass the time away when you’re sitting for hours in traffic on the interstate, for a few ...
  • Selling It

    Selling It

    Nightcap for December 1st, 2017APERTIF: “Peace is its own reward.” – Mahatma Gandhi Ask Your Doctor About Weed Fun fact: Pharmaceutical companies advertising on television is almost exclusively an American thing.Most countries aren’t used to their nightly news being ...
  • Be Considerate

    Be Considerate

    Nightcap for November 30th, 2017APERTIF: “Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson Party Fouls Weddings are expensive. The only thing more expensive than a wedding is a divorce, so if you are invited to one (a wedding party, that is — don’t go to a ...
  • Staying Positive

    Staying Positive

    Nightcap for November 29th, 2017APERTIF: “Happiness can exist only in acceptance.” – George Orwell First Comes Marriage I probably write on this topic a bit too much, but if you can’t handle repetition, you probably can’t handle marriage.I recognize that when I ...
  • My Way Or The Highway

    My Way Or The Highway

    Nightcap for November 28th, 2017APERTIF: “The good and the wise lead quiet lives.” – Euripides Battle of the Genes Yes, I realize this is one of the most cliche things to say, but I’m gonna say it anyway.Being a parent is the hardest job in the world.Well, okay maybe ...
  • Doing It Oldschool

    Doing It Oldschool

    Nightcap for November 27th, 2017APERTIF: “First appearance deceives many.” – Ovid Bad Grandpa Sometimes we have trouble seeing our grandparents as real people, especially when we’re younger. You just assume as soon as a person turns 65, all that’s left to do is ...
  • On To The Next Holiday

    On To The Next Holiday

    Nightcap for November 24th, 2017APERTIF: “Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.” – Soren Kierkegaard Christmas Classics My sister gets a lady boner as soon as November 1st comes around.Why?Because she thinks it’s her cue to bring in the Christmas tree, stockings, wreaths, ...
  • A Day To Give Thanks

    A Day To Give Thanks

    Nightcap for November 23rd, 2017APERTIF: “The time is always right to do what is right.” – Martin Luther King, Jr. Thanksgiving with Family ‘Tis the season to enjoy good food, family, and good friends. It can be a lot of fun hanging out together, sharing old family ...
  • Learning Life’s Lessons

    Learning Life’s Lessons

    Nightcap for November 22nd, 2017APERTIF: “We are rarely proud when we are alone.” – Voltaire How to Handle Your Shit Like A Boss Seinfeld is arguably one of the greatest shows of all time.No, it’s not full of incredibly attractive people nor is it full of pee-your-pants ...